FRAUD!
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:25 pm
I have regained much of my lost strength. Everyday I work to rebuild my power, dreaming only of fortified wines and my lost surcoats. Impostor, I know who you are. I know where you are. It is not in Canada. It is the heathen lands to the south. I will invade, unilaterally. I will never give up. I will persevere. I will never surrender.
I am the product of the superior Canadian health care system. You do not stand a chance! If I am injured, top Canadian scientists will regenerate my lost limbs, rejuvenate my depleted energies and give me a can of fortified wine to soak my wounds in.
O, Canada!
Grant me the power to slay my enemies and recover the lost surcoats!
I am the product of the superior Canadian health care system. You do not stand a chance! If I am injured, top Canadian scientists will regenerate my lost limbs, rejuvenate my depleted energies and give me a can of fortified wine to soak my wounds in.
O, Canada!
Grant me the power to slay my enemies and recover the lost surcoats!
