chumbucket's Tales of Adventure: HEMPEROR PK ME TAK MY CASTL

[chumbucket]

DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF HEMPEROR

I had originally intended to compose a poem in honor of Hemperor, but it was too difficult. So instead I'll simply give you this parting tale and screenshots. Check out the contest at the end!

Hemperor had been pretending to be Matron De Winter in IRC. I decided to have a little fun with him. Here is a simple record of those events.

Session Start: Sun Apr 19 18:41:50 2009
Session Ident: MatronDeWinter
01[18:41] <chumbucket> Hey, are you online?
[18:42] <MatronDeWinter> yes
01[18:42] <chumbucket> you still want to try to loot his tower?
[18:42] <MatronDeWinter> sure
[18:42] <MatronDeWinter> i need the location again
01[18:42] <chumbucket> what time?
01[18:42] <chumbucket> is he on?
[18:42] <MatronDeWinter> not sure
01[18:42] <chumbucket> you have the rune right?
[18:42] <MatronDeWinter> lost it
01[18:42] <chumbucket> shit
[18:42] <MatronDeWinter> you dont?
01[18:42] <chumbucket> well
01[18:43] <chumbucket> it's on ice island
01[18:43] <chumbucket> i remember from that tourney
01[18:43] <chumbucket> he banned me
01[18:43] <chumbucket> so i'll have to get another char
[18:43] <MatronDeWinter> okay
[18:43] <MatronDeWinter> do you remember exactly where on the island?
[18:43] <MatronDeWinter> quite a few towers there
01[18:44] <chumbucket> down south
01[18:44] <chumbucket> you know
01[18:44] <chumbucket> fuck
01[18:44] <chumbucket> everyone knows where hemps tower is
01[18:44] <chumbucket> but me apparently
01[18:44] <chumbucket> and you
01[18:44] <chumbucket> lol
[18:44] <MatronDeWinter> heh well how are we going to manage to get in if he is offline?
01[18:44] <chumbucket> i don't know
01[18:44] <chumbucket> let me see
01[18:45] <chumbucket> if he is on
01[18:45] <chumbucket> brb
01[18:47] <chumbucket> ok
01[18:47] <chumbucket> he is on
01[18:47] <chumbucket> give me 5 minutes
[18:47] <MatronDeWinter> okay sure

I decided I should see if I could draw him out.

01[18:47] <chumbucket> i'm about to place that fucking castle
01[18:47] <chumbucket> foudna spot
[18:47] <MatronDeWinter> where at?
01[18:47] <chumbucket> you know the wrong place
01[18:47] <chumbucket> open
01[18:47] <chumbucket> outside
01[18:48] <chumbucket> along the mountains
01[18:48] <chumbucket> come check it out
[18:48] <MatronDeWinter> sure one second
[18:49] <MatronDeWinter> which direction from wrong again?
01[18:50] <chumbucket> sorry
01[18:50] <chumbucket> i just got there, west along the mounts when you run out
01[18:51] <chumbucket> i'm dropping this forge to make room
[18:51] <MatronDeWinter> cant seem to find it
01[18:52] <chumbucket> frist forge you see running along mountains west
01[18:52] <chumbucket> i'm fighting an air ele there
01[18:52] <chumbucket> haha
[18:52] <MatronDeWinter> ill take care of it!
01[18:52] <chumbucket> fucker is trying tos teal my deed haha
01[18:52] <chumbucket> damn air
[18:53] <MatronDeWinter> id help ya if i could find you
01[18:53] <chumbucket> run from wrong
[18:53] <MatronDeWinter> i have
01[18:53] <chumbucket> stay tot he left side of the screen'
01[18:53] <chumbucket> first large forge you see

Of course, he showed up. Mysteriously, so did Wise [$$$]. I theorize they are in fact the same person, or at least share some psychic bond.


















EXTRA FEATURE: THE BEST OF HEMPEROR!


























Special Contest!

Post your recollections and screenshots of Hemperor! One person will be selected to win 100,000 gold! By me! The prize will be awarded in one week (Wednesday, May 6th, 2009)! [This isn't the trash talk forum so keep the OMG HE SUX AT LEET PVP WE OWN 1 vee 1 WTF to yourself please.]

[aXe]

Hemperor on Grizzly Adams getting totally raped!


HEMPEROR DYING TO ME ON FOOT I ONLY HAD FS REGS ZOMG!!!


Poor hemperor..He only casted ebolt on people dueling!


MORE TO COME IF I CAN FIND MORE!! Wish i could make more but he is banned so it's all memories

[Colisseus]

Evading a troop of urks!


1v2 Ascalon Griefers.


Just one of the many times retard red ACE gate hopped into town.


There was never a time where I didn't owe him one.


At times, it was impossible to get a hold him.


Guerilla and I syncd the shit out of Derrick. The one true genuine Admin head will be up for grabs within a week at my tower!


Derrick harassing me again


Just one of the many, many times cleaning up Ice Isle due to people abusing the herding bug. You're welcome.


We used to have a thing, we eventually drifted apart and now I'm banned. Shit happens. In the room to the north you can see only some of the stuff Derrick has had to take from some of nOg's numerous accounts after abusing 3rd party programs (you know what) multiple times. He is not banned.


ACE always had a thing for me.


Some of my many fans. MyUOSA or Forum search Hemperor (or hemp/hemporer )


Platypus turned him gay.


I wasn't lying.

[wong]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku0cDN_Hgvw

lets not forget he took down an entire guild and player town with one house lmaooooooooooo

[chumbucket]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku0cDN_Hgvw

lets not forget he took down an entire guild and player town with one house lmaooooooooooo

Wow. I forgot about that.

[wong]

I AM KINGWONG

[Safir]

I'm fairly new to the shard, and haven't had a real chance to get to know many of the players personally. I don't ever visit the "Trash talk" section of the forums either, and thus miss out on the gossip (dun like players trash talkin' eachother). But besides that section I am a forum troll and read almost everything. From what I've gathered earlier Hemperor seems to be a very nice guy. Especially since he was mentioned in Derricks "Tome of Wisdom" as the best "OMIGAWD L33TZ PVPER".


Then I mentioned this in some thread and soon thereafter Derricks "Tome of Wisdom" had been rewritten. ;)


But I only really had any personal interaction with Hemperor when he ordered a signature from me in my "Selling YOUR signature!" thread.

Name: Hemperor
Quote: aXe: he's too good
Colors: Red and White
Extra: ninja turtles and canada

I finished two signatures for him and talked to him in IRC on several occasions where he constantly promised me that he'd pay for and pick-up the finished signatures soon.

Session Start: Fri Apr 10 23:44:41 2009
Session Ident: hemperor
[23:44] Session Ident: hemperor
[23:44] <hemperor> hey man
[23:44] <hemperor> payment tomoorrow?
[23:44] <hemperor> going out with family in a couple
[23:44] <hemperor> just came to transfer a house
01[23:47] <Safir> hey
01[23:47] <Safir> I'm in-game if you're available
01[23:47] <Safir> 1 fast 50k check and you'll get the two sigs. ;)
01[23:50] <Safir> I suppose you're afk? anyhwoo, sure we can do the payment tomorrow, although if you're here, I'm available for about 40-70 min longer. ;)
Session Time: Sat Apr 11 00:00:00 2009
Session Close: Sat Apr 11 00:17:08 2009

Session Start: Sat Apr 11 01:07:37 2009
Session Ident: hemperor
01[01:07] <Safir2> oi! I see ur online! woots! nao trade me b4 I hit the sach!
[01:08] <hemperor> OI
[01:08] <hemperor> tomorrow brotha
01[01:08] <Safir2> gah!
01[01:08] <Safir2> okie, want me to set up a vendor and you can buy a book with the link info?
[01:11] <hemperor> sure
01[01:12] <Safir2> kewl, the vendor will be located just southeast of Wrong along the mountains. No other vendors there.
01[01:26] <Safir2> okie, vendor set up and ready. Vendor name is "Fuller". 50 for both the sigs, and if u wanna' change something or rework it all, just send me a PM on the forums and I'll get to work, or if you want to discuss a change in detail we can talk more on IRC tomorrow! Hope u like them! ;)
Session Close: Sat Apr 11 01:31:27 2009

Session Start: Sat Apr 11 23:30:42 2009
Session Ident: hemp-out
01[23:30] <Safir> buy the sigs! lol
01[23:30] <Safir> i'm broke!
01[23:30] <Safir> ;)
Session Time: Sun Apr 12 00:00:00 2009
Session Close: Sun Apr 12 00:03:35 2009

Session Start: Sun Apr 12 00:49:47 2009
Session Ident: hemp-out
[00:49] Session Ident: hemp-out
[00:49] <hemp-out> later bro, im in the process of doing a lot of siht lol
[00:49] <hemp-out> tonight for sure
01[00:50] <Safir> u remember where the vendor is right?
01[00:50] <Safir> I'm headin' to bed in like 10 min
[00:50] <hemp-out> yes
[00:50] <hemp-out> i have irc logs
01[00:50] <Safir> kk kewl
01[00:50] <Safir> ;)
01[00:50] <Safir> cya later!
Session Close: Sun Apr 12 02:46:50 2009

Session Start: Sun Apr 12 21:08:47 2009
Session Ident: hemperor
01[21:08] <Safir> RAWR!
01[21:46] <Safir> dewd, pay for the sigs, so I can publish them. ;)
Session Time: Mon Apr 13 00:00:01 2009
Session Close: Mon Apr 13 04:08:43 2009

Session Start: Mon Apr 13 21:04:57 2009
Session Ident: hemperor
01[21:05] <Safir> eey hemp
01[21:05] <Safir> come buy tha sigs! ;)
[21:05] <hemperor> sup buddy, im in the process of making your 50k..sorry about all this, been busy this whole weekend, however i have the whole day for uo now
01[21:06] <Safir> sweets! they're just sittin' there rdy to be used, or ur input on 'em. ;) I'm more anxiuous to find out if u like 'em or not. ;)
Session Time: Tue Apr 14 00:00:00 2009
01[01:49] <Safir> I'm off nao, but remember the location of the vendor named "Fuller", SE of Wrong, along the mountain, can't miss him, 20 sec ride. ;) gn!
Session Close: Tue Apr 14 01:52:49 2009

But alas, he did not. I would have been ok with him just straight out telling me that he changed his mind, but to have me chase after him for an answer was rude. I know at least never to do business with him again.

Perhaps he isn't such a stand-up guy I got the impression he'd be... Especially with being banned as "proof"?

*hopin' to win at least 50k of the reward munni to pay for hemps sigs, plus, I'll publish them in their true form!* ;)

[wong]

did u like the vid for the prize lol

[Fwerp]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/7691/hemp.jpg
Dunno why the img tag isn't working properly...
Not that funny, but it's the first one I found, and I liked my comment.

[chumbucket]

I am told that Hemperor has been reinstated. The contest is off!

NO GLD FOR ANYONE!

[Santiago]

I thought the infamous Chumbucket was on vacation. Must just be busy in the forums. Or maybe he is playing just as Ireland's Finest.

[Safir]

NO GLD FOR ANYONE!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

;)

[chumbucket]

I thought the infamous Chumbucket was on vacation. Must just be busy in the forums. Or maybe he is playing just as Ireland's Finest.

IT IS A MYSTERY!

[Santiago]

Not that anyone really cares, your just another player on a server full of them. Glad your still around Chumpbucket.

[Har Har]

Not that anyone really cares, your just another player on a server full of them. Glad your still around Chumpbucket.

You clearly have a lot of anger towards chumbucket. I am sorry his game actions have affected your real life attitude.