I jumped directly into a blue portal that surely loomed of death on the other side. Albeit, I ended up in front of a quiet keep that read N-S! I knew at once that this was my guildies brother's dwelling. I called upon my guildy and said "Hey guildy sir! Did you know that your brother's castle and keep are going to fall in 3 hours and 6 minutes?! I shall be at work and cannot attend such a glorious collapse! Please protect your brother's belongings!" Surely, he made it so.
But wait! A newbie stumbled out of hiding. He ran off screaming a seemingly desperate and saddened "heh heh heh". Shortly after, my guildy received a bunch of rage PMs by WAP asking him how he could do such a terrible thing. My first thought after reading them was "I didn't know WAP could make full sentences without grammatical errors." However, I then realized that he was the newbie!
How crazy that he would be at the IDOC right behind this one and this one as well. Well, being a curious soul I ventured to his keep as a promise of a great sight of goods. But to my surprise, his way smarter and slightly better at everything cousin had turned this keep into a castle. A castle! Wow! That's as big as you can get!!!!! I had realized during my inactivity that these gentleman had spent countless hours trying to be leet. I respected these wizards for this effort.
Unfortunately, I realized my fate and their grave error at first sight. Once again, my guildy was called upon. This time I had a question for him rather than a demand. I asked him simply if he would like to see something hilarious. Once our terms were agreed upon, I showed him a castle courtyard that surely did not belong to me. Coincidentally during Vegamas 2013 I had marked 18 runes to a general area where this previously mentioned structure stood. Checking our records, it was discovered that Delo nor WAP had in fact purchased PP permits, which have been well documented in recent UOSA history and Tales of Adventure.
The task was simple. Count on WAP to be stupid and you shall flourish in riches, guildy! On Vegamas 2015, his dreams came true.
The backstory:
WAP has been kissing anyone's ass that I have made rage for years in order to gain favor. One of those people was Ursula's brother, Caesar. Caesar got drunk and started handing out his 2 years of IDOC worthy pixels. WAP inherited his best pixel after puckering up for around a year.
Moral of the story: Nice guys always finish last. That and all players need to buy the proper permits.
Total loot: All of Zong's prepatch items, a bunch of resources, too many charged weapons to count, 110 silver, and a covered chair.