UO Second Age

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2014 4:42 am**

As most of you know, Hemperor does not play here any more. This is because I killed him.

In a world where bagged milk is so precious, there can only be one worthy enough to suckle on the plastic teat of pasteurized greatness. That one is definitely me and not Hemperor.

Matron De Winter has agreed to broker this deal as Hemperor and I are putting up our lifetime supply of bagged milk.

Photo Evidence

And now you may all witness the death of Hemperor at the hands of his fellow Moose Wrangler, Rose.

The Death of Hemperor

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2014 8:04 pm**

I knew of the no guard zone. Get good Rose.

Posted: **Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:54 am**

Your evidence is false. I'm not a Chinese.

Hemperor still lives.

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:36 pm**

Long live Hemperor. May he always reign in a field of bags of milk and Ron Paul buttons.

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:21 am**

Remove an E and add an A to his name and he would be Hamperor. He would be the master of holding our dirty clothes.

UO Second Age

The Great Battle of Bagged Milk/The Death of Hemperor

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