Malice 44:6
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 4:43 am
I have witnessed this testimonial of our savior Malice and the story of vlastlav, recited by our highness Matron-TG. For it is my responsibility to at the very least deliver unto you forum-goers this beautiful rendition.
[03:20] <Matron-TG> Malaikat_Maut:
[03:20] <Malaikat_Maut> apparently me with nothing but a 20 vanq kat and a bag full of purple pots can kill 5 gy newbies
[03:20] <Malaikat_Maut> ?
[03:20] <Matron-TG> Have you accepted Malice into your life?
[03:21] <Malaikat_Maut> I can't say that I disbelieve
[03:21] <Malaikat_Maut> I have also accepted that I'm getting 3 hours of sleep
[03:21] *** Delo changed nick to Delo-Zzzz
[03:21] <Matron-TG> The great book teaches us that there is no sleep!
[03:21] <Matron-TG> There is no time!
[03:22] <Delo-Zzzz> lawl
[03:22] <Matron-TG> The terrathan keep is under constant threat, and we must protect it..
[03:22] <Malaikat_Maut> Death be to ye bards
[03:22] <Matron-TG> With our plaided kilts, and hats of straw, we must persevere forth
[03:22] <Matron-TG> to drive the evil from the keep
[03:22] <Malaikat_Maut> I can't believe no one liked by big ballron comment earlier
[03:23] <Matron-TG> I think that your problems would be solved
[03:23] <Malaikat_Maut> my*
[03:23] <Matron-TG> if only you fully accepted the savior of the terrathan into your life
[03:23] <Malaikat_Maut> like I said, it would be difficult for me to not believe that Malice exists
[03:23] <Malaikat_Maut> considering...you know...this conversation
[03:24] <Malaikat_Maut> maybe if Malice would duel me more often
[03:24] <Malaikat_Maut> then I could really believe
[03:24] <Malaikat_Maut> SHOW ME A SIGN
[03:26] <Vega-> JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
[03:26] <Matron-TG> The great Malice-TG need not show you a sign to prove his existence
[03:26] <Matron-TG> for he is proven in the great book
[03:26] <Malaikat_Maut> As much as I would enjoy this mock theological discussion, I seriously need to sleep
[03:27] <Vega-> Malaikat just scared he's gonna die
[03:27] <Malaikat_Maut> I'm so tired, my head is numb
[03:27] <Malaikat_Maut> I died already a few times tonight
[03:27] <Vega-> point prove
[03:27] <Matron-TG> Before you go
[03:27] <Vega-> proven*
[03:27] <Matron-TG> let me quote for you, from the book of
[03:27] <Matron-TG> Malice
[03:27] <Malaikat_Maut> lol
[03:27] <Malaikat_Maut> go on oh great one
[03:27] <Matron-TG> This is from Malice: 44:6 The story of vlastlav
[03:28] <Matron-TG> Vlastlav was a poor man from a village far away
[03:28] <Matron-TG> he toiled every day, housing three miners as slaves.
[03:28] <Vega-> Vlastlav aka Hydroxide?
[03:28] <Malaikat_Maut> let the man speak
[03:28] <Matron-TG> His mother was stricken ill, and vlastlav had every doctor in the land come to see
[03:28] <Matron-TG> but there was no cure
[03:29] <Matron-TG> that was until
[03:29] <Matron-TG> a great hand came down from the sky
[03:29] <Matron-TG> clad in blue plad
[03:29] <Matron-TG> with a straw hat on the tip of each finger!
[03:29] <Matron-TG> the hand guided vlastlav, and offered support
[03:29] <Matron-TG> from the sky quaked a giants voice
[03:29] <Matron-TG> "Fear not, for death is the way of nature" it exclaimed
[03:30] <Matron-TG> Suddenly, vlastlav had a warming sensation of the heart
[03:30] <Matron-TG> at that moment he accepted the true nature of the cruel world of sossaria
[03:30] <Matron-TG> Brazen by the sun, he continued to mine, he increased his operation 10 fold!
[03:31] <Matron-TG> When the industrial revolution occured in his sleepy villiage
[03:31] <Matron-TG> a rich man by the name of Telamon offered him a deal
[03:31] <Matron-TG> "Sell me your macro" sayeth he
[03:31] <Matron-TG> and vlastlav complied
[03:31] <Matron-TG> for he had toiled too long
[03:31] <Matron-TG> He used the earnings to buy the greatest of armor
[03:31] <Matron-TG> and the strongest of halberd
[03:31] <Matron-TG> the swiftest of horse
[03:32] <Matron-TG> and the freshest of reagent
[03:32] <Matron-TG> but through all his effort, he could not complete his quest
[03:32] <Matron-TG> for he had chosen to go out and achieve the impossible
[03:32] <Matron-TG> he had chosen to join the Terrathan Guard
[03:32] <Matron-TG> Many years passed.
[03:33] <Matron-TG> Vlastlav was at wits end, his family had passed, and he no longer had friends in the villiage
[03:33] <Matron-TG> "Bespoke onto me, and I shall have you"
[03:33] <Matron-TG> said a voice from the sky.
[03:33] <Matron-TG> Vlastlav then stepped down a winding coridor
[03:33] <Matron-TG> into the terrathan keep
[03:33] <Matron-TG> where he met a spriteful pixie
[03:33] <Matron-TG> named brules
[03:34] <Matron-TG> "Why must you come slay me" said the pixie
[03:34] <Matron-TG> "I must" said vlastlav
[03:34] <Matron-TG> for the glory of Malice!
[03:34] <Matron-TG> Brules met a swift end at the sharp edge of his halberd
[03:34] <Matron-TG> and was vanquished forever into Wise's shadow
[03:34] <Malaikat_Maut> damn it man
[03:34] <Matron-TG> "You have proven your worth" said the voice from the sky
[03:35] <Malaikat_Maut> I'm waiting for this to get good
[03:35] <Matron-TG> Through a hole in the top of the keep
[03:35] <Matron-TG> Vlastlav ascended 20 stories into the realm of terrathania
[03:35] <Matron-TG> and basked in the glory of our lord Malice
[03:35] <Matron-TG> But he was still not a disciple
[03:35] *** TheRealTj quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds)
[03:35] <Matron-TG> For many months he fought valiantly
[03:36] <Matron-TG> driving away countless bardish fiends from the keep
[03:36] <Matron-TG> but when leaving for his daily duties
[03:36] <Matron-TG> in the name of the lord and savior malice
[03:36] <Matron-TG> he forgot to lock down a small table
[03:36] <Matron-TG> and the vile Miller snaked his way inside!
[03:36] <Matron-TG> His place was wiped clean!
[03:36] <Malaikat_Maut> !
[03:37] <Matron-TG> "THAT WAS JUST JUNK LOOT AND U NEED IT MORE THAN ME U SCRUB"
[03:37] <Matron-TG> proclaimed vlastlav
[03:37] <Matron-TG> but his words fell on deaf ears
[03:37] <Matron-TG> and he was cast out by the lord himself
[03:37] <Matron-TG> he was forced to leave the shard he called home
[03:37] <Matron-TG> ------
[03:37] <Matron-TG> The book of Malice teaches us
[03:37] <Matron-TG> that if we want to bask in his glory
[03:37] <Malaikat_Maut> ahmen
[03:37] <Matron-TG> we must not only achieve glory by Malice
[03:38] <Matron-TG> Wear our straw hat with pride
[03:38] <Matron-TG> and protect the keep
[03:38] <Malaikat_Maut> I still call that the sandro hat
[03:38] <genkakuzai> the... spam...
[03:38] <Matron-TG> we must also be cautios with our belongings
[03:38] <Vega-> Silence genkakuzai!
[03:38] <Pixelclicker> And run thee from the Britain GY lo to the TG patio
[03:38] <genkakuzai> stfu Vega-
[03:38] <Matron-TG> I trust you can learn from this story Malaikat
[03:38] <Matron-TG> and accept malice into your heart
[03:38] <qwebirc55876> what in the world
[03:39] <Matron-TG> because you can no longer bask in his glory
[03:39] <Vega-> I'm sorry that this rude European interrupted you Matron.
[03:39] <Pixelclicker> Without stopping to cast an offensive spell or to listen to the complaints of his pursuers
[03:39] <Matron-TG> since I just looted your house
[03:39] <Malaikat_Maut> Are you recruiting me Malice?
[03:39] <Matron-TG> newb get gud
[03:39] <Vega-> Thank you sir Matron for your preaching. I shall cherish this lesson forever.
[03:39] <genkakuzai> stop the trash talk this instance Vega-
[03:39] <Malaikat_Maut> oh
[03:39] <qwebirc55876> intance
[03:39] <qwebirc55876> haha
[03:39] <Malaikat_Maut> that would be funny
[03:39] <Malaikat_Maut> now I almost have to log in
As noted, the devout followers of Lord Matron were interrupted by a rude European named genkakuzai. For we must smite thine atheist enemy!
[03:20] <Matron-TG> Malaikat_Maut:
[03:20] <Malaikat_Maut> apparently me with nothing but a 20 vanq kat and a bag full of purple pots can kill 5 gy newbies
[03:20] <Malaikat_Maut> ?
[03:20] <Matron-TG> Have you accepted Malice into your life?
[03:21] <Malaikat_Maut> I can't say that I disbelieve
[03:21] <Malaikat_Maut> I have also accepted that I'm getting 3 hours of sleep
[03:21] *** Delo changed nick to Delo-Zzzz
[03:21] <Matron-TG> The great book teaches us that there is no sleep!
[03:21] <Matron-TG> There is no time!
[03:22] <Delo-Zzzz> lawl
[03:22] <Matron-TG> The terrathan keep is under constant threat, and we must protect it..
[03:22] <Malaikat_Maut> Death be to ye bards
[03:22] <Matron-TG> With our plaided kilts, and hats of straw, we must persevere forth
[03:22] <Matron-TG> to drive the evil from the keep
[03:22] <Malaikat_Maut> I can't believe no one liked by big ballron comment earlier
[03:23] <Matron-TG> I think that your problems would be solved
[03:23] <Malaikat_Maut> my*
[03:23] <Matron-TG> if only you fully accepted the savior of the terrathan into your life
[03:23] <Malaikat_Maut> like I said, it would be difficult for me to not believe that Malice exists
[03:23] <Malaikat_Maut> considering...you know...this conversation
[03:24] <Malaikat_Maut> maybe if Malice would duel me more often
[03:24] <Malaikat_Maut> then I could really believe
[03:24] <Malaikat_Maut> SHOW ME A SIGN
[03:26] <Vega-> JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
[03:26] <Matron-TG> The great Malice-TG need not show you a sign to prove his existence
[03:26] <Matron-TG> for he is proven in the great book
[03:26] <Malaikat_Maut> As much as I would enjoy this mock theological discussion, I seriously need to sleep
[03:27] <Vega-> Malaikat just scared he's gonna die
[03:27] <Malaikat_Maut> I'm so tired, my head is numb
[03:27] <Malaikat_Maut> I died already a few times tonight
[03:27] <Vega-> point prove
[03:27] <Matron-TG> Before you go
[03:27] <Vega-> proven*
[03:27] <Matron-TG> let me quote for you, from the book of
[03:27] <Matron-TG> Malice
[03:27] <Malaikat_Maut> lol
[03:27] <Malaikat_Maut> go on oh great one
[03:27] <Matron-TG> This is from Malice: 44:6 The story of vlastlav
[03:28] <Matron-TG> Vlastlav was a poor man from a village far away
[03:28] <Matron-TG> he toiled every day, housing three miners as slaves.
[03:28] <Vega-> Vlastlav aka Hydroxide?
[03:28] <Malaikat_Maut> let the man speak
[03:28] <Matron-TG> His mother was stricken ill, and vlastlav had every doctor in the land come to see
[03:28] <Matron-TG> but there was no cure
[03:29] <Matron-TG> that was until
[03:29] <Matron-TG> a great hand came down from the sky
[03:29] <Matron-TG> clad in blue plad
[03:29] <Matron-TG> with a straw hat on the tip of each finger!
[03:29] <Matron-TG> the hand guided vlastlav, and offered support
[03:29] <Matron-TG> from the sky quaked a giants voice
[03:29] <Matron-TG> "Fear not, for death is the way of nature" it exclaimed
[03:30] <Matron-TG> Suddenly, vlastlav had a warming sensation of the heart
[03:30] <Matron-TG> at that moment he accepted the true nature of the cruel world of sossaria
[03:30] <Matron-TG> Brazen by the sun, he continued to mine, he increased his operation 10 fold!
[03:31] <Matron-TG> When the industrial revolution occured in his sleepy villiage
[03:31] <Matron-TG> a rich man by the name of Telamon offered him a deal
[03:31] <Matron-TG> "Sell me your macro" sayeth he
[03:31] <Matron-TG> and vlastlav complied
[03:31] <Matron-TG> for he had toiled too long
[03:31] <Matron-TG> He used the earnings to buy the greatest of armor
[03:31] <Matron-TG> and the strongest of halberd
[03:31] <Matron-TG> the swiftest of horse
[03:32] <Matron-TG> and the freshest of reagent
[03:32] <Matron-TG> but through all his effort, he could not complete his quest
[03:32] <Matron-TG> for he had chosen to go out and achieve the impossible
[03:32] <Matron-TG> he had chosen to join the Terrathan Guard
[03:32] <Matron-TG> Many years passed.
[03:33] <Matron-TG> Vlastlav was at wits end, his family had passed, and he no longer had friends in the villiage
[03:33] <Matron-TG> "Bespoke onto me, and I shall have you"
[03:33] <Matron-TG> said a voice from the sky.
[03:33] <Matron-TG> Vlastlav then stepped down a winding coridor
[03:33] <Matron-TG> into the terrathan keep
[03:33] <Matron-TG> where he met a spriteful pixie
[03:33] <Matron-TG> named brules
[03:34] <Matron-TG> "Why must you come slay me" said the pixie
[03:34] <Matron-TG> "I must" said vlastlav
[03:34] <Matron-TG> for the glory of Malice!
[03:34] <Matron-TG> Brules met a swift end at the sharp edge of his halberd
[03:34] <Matron-TG> and was vanquished forever into Wise's shadow
[03:34] <Malaikat_Maut> damn it man
[03:34] <Matron-TG> "You have proven your worth" said the voice from the sky
[03:35] <Malaikat_Maut> I'm waiting for this to get good
[03:35] <Matron-TG> Through a hole in the top of the keep
[03:35] <Matron-TG> Vlastlav ascended 20 stories into the realm of terrathania
[03:35] <Matron-TG> and basked in the glory of our lord Malice
[03:35] <Matron-TG> But he was still not a disciple
[03:35] *** TheRealTj quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds)
[03:35] <Matron-TG> For many months he fought valiantly
[03:36] <Matron-TG> driving away countless bardish fiends from the keep
[03:36] <Matron-TG> but when leaving for his daily duties
[03:36] <Matron-TG> in the name of the lord and savior malice
[03:36] <Matron-TG> he forgot to lock down a small table
[03:36] <Matron-TG> and the vile Miller snaked his way inside!
[03:36] <Matron-TG> His place was wiped clean!
[03:36] <Malaikat_Maut> !
[03:37] <Matron-TG> "THAT WAS JUST JUNK LOOT AND U NEED IT MORE THAN ME U SCRUB"
[03:37] <Matron-TG> proclaimed vlastlav
[03:37] <Matron-TG> but his words fell on deaf ears
[03:37] <Matron-TG> and he was cast out by the lord himself
[03:37] <Matron-TG> he was forced to leave the shard he called home
[03:37] <Matron-TG> ------
[03:37] <Matron-TG> The book of Malice teaches us
[03:37] <Matron-TG> that if we want to bask in his glory
[03:37] <Malaikat_Maut> ahmen
[03:37] <Matron-TG> we must not only achieve glory by Malice
[03:38] <Matron-TG> Wear our straw hat with pride
[03:38] <Matron-TG> and protect the keep
[03:38] <Malaikat_Maut> I still call that the sandro hat
[03:38] <genkakuzai> the... spam...
[03:38] <Matron-TG> we must also be cautios with our belongings
[03:38] <Vega-> Silence genkakuzai!
[03:38] <Pixelclicker> And run thee from the Britain GY lo to the TG patio
[03:38] <genkakuzai> stfu Vega-
[03:38] <Matron-TG> I trust you can learn from this story Malaikat
[03:38] <Matron-TG> and accept malice into your heart
[03:38] <qwebirc55876> what in the world
[03:39] <Matron-TG> because you can no longer bask in his glory
[03:39] <Vega-> I'm sorry that this rude European interrupted you Matron.
[03:39] <Pixelclicker> Without stopping to cast an offensive spell or to listen to the complaints of his pursuers
[03:39] <Matron-TG> since I just looted your house
[03:39] <Malaikat_Maut> Are you recruiting me Malice?
[03:39] <Matron-TG> newb get gud
[03:39] <Vega-> Thank you sir Matron for your preaching. I shall cherish this lesson forever.
[03:39] <genkakuzai> stop the trash talk this instance Vega-
[03:39] <Malaikat_Maut> oh
[03:39] <qwebirc55876> intance
[03:39] <qwebirc55876> haha
[03:39] <Malaikat_Maut> that would be funny
[03:39] <Malaikat_Maut> now I almost have to log in
As noted, the devout followers of Lord Matron were interrupted by a rude European named genkakuzai. For we must smite thine atheist enemy!