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Epically EPIC house for sale!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 12:35 pm
by Li Meiyang
I barely know how to describe of the epicness of this house.

How does a virtually endless supply of wood sound?

Cuz there are m'fkn TREES GALORE in every direction.

This house is within one tile of every single significant location in brittania -via the gate spell.

Or moongate is only 56 screens away, bank slightly more.

Did I mention you can literally sit on your neighbors doorstep and fish?

Only 12 screens east...

With unlimitted boat parking!

The only small on the entire shard with a rock directly three tiles N *and* underbrush flanking the entrance on both sides to the south.

And the epic awesomeness doesn't stop there!

A twelve minute horse ride gets you to ore-city.

House also comes furnished with an epic table, upon which can be placed virtually ANY OBJECT!

Including precious rares (not included).

Oh, epic daily bloodmoss spawn only three screens away!

Did somebody say "ettin", cuz yeah, there's a 100% ettin spawn in the general vicinity.

This house was visited by over 300 players on October 31st! So fkn epically epic I don't know any other word to describe it.... besides EPIC!

SB 15 Castle Deeds
BO 15 Placed Castles (fully stocked w/rares)

Re: Epically EPIC house for sale!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 12:38 pm
by Dyne
BO

Re: Epically EPIC house for sale!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 12:55 pm
by Li Meiyang
Smart move!

Did I mention that if you buy up all the neighboring houses, that you will own them too?

Re: Epically EPIC house for sale!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:15 pm
by Budner
BO + small

Re: Epically EPIC house for sale!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:34 pm
by Li Meiyang
BO upgraded to 15 placed castles plus first born.

Plus small.

Re: Epically EPIC house for sale!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:41 pm
by BananaKush
NERDS!

Re: Epically EPIC house for sale!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:43 pm
by BananaKush
Li Meiyang wrote:I barely know how to describe of the epicness of this house.

How does a virtually endless supply of wood sound?

Cuz there are m'fkn TREES GALORE in every direction.

This house is within one tile of every single significant location in brittania -via the gate spell.

Or moongate is only 56 screens away, bank slightly more.

Did I mention you can literally sit on your neighbors doorstep and fish?

Only 12 screens east...

With unlimitted boat parking!

The only small on the entire shard with a rock directly three tiles N *and* underbrush flanking the entrance on both sides to the south.

And the epic awesomeness doesn't stop there!

A twelve minute horse ride gets you to ore-city.

House also comes furnished with an epic table, upon which can be placed virtually ANY OBJECT!

Including precious rares (not included).

Oh, epic daily bloodmoss spawn only three screens away!

Did somebody say "ettin", cuz yeah, there's a 100% ettin spawn in the general vicinity.

This house was visited by over 300 players on October 31st! So fkn epically epic I don't know any other word to describe it.... besides EPIC!

SB 15 Castle Deeds
BO 15 Placed Castles (fully stocked w/rares)
Scam! someone posted b/o and you didn't sell. This is a scam thread!

Re: Epically EPIC house for sale!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:50 pm
by Budner
Highest bid plus Bananakush's boobies.

Re: Epically EPIC house for sale!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:52 pm
by archaicsubrosa77
I had this house, its great if you have to macro counts off...bump

Re: Epically EPIC house for sale!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:54 pm
by Spamlet
DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?

Re: Epically EPIC house for sale!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:02 pm
by Dyne
bo +bananakushs boobies+small+budners dog

Re: Epically EPIC house for sale!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:07 pm
by Budner
how do you know that I have a dog

Re: Epically EPIC house for sale!

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2023 1:16 am
by Aeris
bump because this is still funny