GK's GUIDE TO UO FOR SOCIAL SECURITY OR SOMETHING

[GuardianKnight]

The title get your attention? Good.

UOSA is plagued with drama lately...who cares about that, though...this is my thread. Here are a few easy steps to avoid being driven off the shard.

1. If you make millions of gold on a weekly basis, share the wealth. I don't care how you do it. (events, charity, give it to me) whatever makes you feel special. This will keep the gold flowing in the economy and make the people slightly content.

2. If people talk to you and the impression they get is that you are greedy; you're doing it wrong. You just put 1 nail in your coffin. When it comes down to it, your friends will even turn on you. No one likes a Scrooge.

3. Remember that your friends/guildmates are there for you. WHen you want something to not be a secret anymore, pass it along to guildmates as a secret and they'll pass it on to their other friends. Pretty soon, your secret is now common knowledge.

4. Don't accept a deal for real life money. There is a price to be payed on both ends. You just end up with a circle of people who are now blacklisted or banned.

5. Join a guild carefully. Find something that isn't circled by sharks; waiting on more drama. Once you fall into the shark infested waters, you are not coming back. You will be changing your identity before it is over.

6. Do something constructive in game to help keep people active. SItting around in IRC actually is the reverse effect to helping activity. You are all just sitting in there arguing while there are players giving up on finding people in game to play with. Keep in mind that a good portion of the playerbase are NOT using forums/irc regularly.

7. Don't attack the staff. Don't accuse them of conspiracy. If there is a possible conspiracy, talk to the guy above them. Don't publicly embarrass them or yourself. It will just make you look dumb when they ban you.

8. Make cA angry. You need to go out of your way to do this. They are way too inactive. They need a good riling.

[Light Shade]

8. Make cA angry. You need to go out of your way to do this. They are way too inactive. They need a good riling.

As the GM of cA, I encourage the citizens of UOSA to rise up against the tyrant, GK.

[inkognito]

+1

Awesome post. All very much truth.

[Used Kotex]

Also:

9) Do Not Cry.

[Ohm]

10. Do not listen to GuardianKnight, he is single handedly ruining the server

[GuardianKnight]

10. Do not listen to GuardianKnight, he is single handedly ruining the server

11. Ohm is reverse minded. Whatever he says is reversed, unless he says something nice. Then it is straight forward.

[Budner]

Yes but today is Opposite Day.

[chumbucket]

Populus is a terrible GM for cA. Vote chumbucket!

[Populus]

Populus is a terrible GM for cA. Vote chumbucket!

Who released you from captivity? Matron is a lousy dominatrix!

[Jakob]

Populus is a terrible GM for cA. Vote chumbucket!

Who released you from captivity? Matron is a lousy dominatrix!

^

[chumbucket]

My Lady Matron is the greatest of Dominatrixes. I am but scum at her feet!

[Downs]

Don't worry, my 3 week hiatus is coming to an end. order will soon be restored to the shard.

[Boondock_Saint]

I tried to join cA but they said no.

[archaicsubrosa77]

I tried to join cA but they said no.

Guilds should never be more then teams of 4-5 at most here.

You can have allegiances without wearing tags of other guilds.

Diversity should be encouraged.

If you want to make a thief guild you should make one and either pursue diplomacy or war whether it be competition or cooperative. Too much Guild chatter makes things confusing.

[Brules]

My Lady Matron is the greatest of Dominatrixes. I am but scam at her feet!

Fixed.