UO Second Age

Da Goth agh me clomp da humie POTHEAD wid da purfekt teemwurk. Uz offur da flesh agh nub luut bud heem nub wunt dat. Me tink da chiggun clompun mayk heem krayzee, bud id wuz fingur likkin guud. Heem kum bak wid anuddur POTHEAD (me nub gruk wii da humiez hab tu skreem der naymz) wid adleezt dubty lizziez. Da Goth blah dat heem ged clomped dat tyme, bud me nub beleeb id, da Goth iz unclompubul. Me suggzessfullee keeb da hed agh gib id tu da Goth. (nub jurkee tho)
HOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH fer da Goth.
Bubhosh clompun.

HOOWAH! Ash humie down, kubble towsand mure tu gu!