DISGUSTING Two Kings Tower sex dungeon EXPOSED !!!

[Greenhell]

As I was making preparations to picket the gay wedding today at the Tower of the Two Kings, I happened to hear the gutteral moaning and grunting of two people engaged in, what I can only imagine, was some sort of depraved sex act. I managed to peek inside. Whoever was making the walrus-like moans and sickening grunts had left.

I was shocked, however, at what I saw.



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It was a hidden dungeon filled with the most vile and repugnant pornographic accoutrement imaginable! I saw whips and shackles, bowls of bloody water, disgusting costumes and all manner of ill shit. Some of these things are obvious in their application, such as the wig and fruits. Some of them... I could only imagine what they could be used for. So I did. Thoroughly. I imagined for a long time.

I will be attending this ABOMINATION of God's marital edicts today, at the Tower of the Two Kings @ 3pm EST, to DEMAND an explanation. And possibly a tour of the secret sex hovel.

[DickCheney]

SB

[xynosis]

a pot of hot wax??

[DickCheney]

a pot of hot wax??

made it myself

[tumble]

Just for the record, I am not only totaly against gay marriage....How sickening...I am against all marriage...What a waist of time....I do not discrimnate ALL MARRIAGE is just wrong ....cant we all just get along and you know hang out....heheheheh

[Populus]

You missed the three sausages and the jar of honey!