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BPD PSA: Notice to all thieves
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:41 am
by Officer_Atraxi
Attention, petty thieves of Britannia.
Pay close attention to the following screenshot. I am giving you notice that your time is almost up. Find a new profession, or face the consequences.
You have been warned. That is all.
Re: BPD PSA: Notice to all thieves
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:03 am
by Capitalist
I'm not a thief, but I'll be glad to kill you in cA's defense.
Edit: Please be riding the mare when I see you.
Re: BPD PSA: Notice to all thieves
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:38 am
by Aaron
that's his ceremonial horse
Re: BPD PSA: Notice to all thieves
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:50 am
by Officer_Atraxi
Vega wrote:I'm not a thief, but I'll be glad to kill you in cA's defense.
Edit: Please be riding the mare when I see you.
Greetings, citizen. You should watch your words. Threatening an officer of the law is a very serious offense.
However, you will be happy to hear that I always ride my trusty purebred. Chief Atraxi doesn't skimp on the luxuries out of fear!
On the other hand, your need to preemptively avenge cA is quite misled. The BPD hunts town thieves, the petty crooks who haunt our good citizens at Britannia's fine banking institutions. Doesn't cA tend to focus on the much more lucrative art of house looting?
Re: BPD PSA: Notice to all thieves
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:02 am
by kevin-theidocghost
Re: BPD PSA: Notice to all thieves
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:57 am
by Downs
He's kidding guys!
April fools!
Re: BPD PSA: Notice to all thieves
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:24 am
by Elk Eater
Officer_Atraxi wrote:Attention, petty thieves of Britannia.
Pay close attention to the following screenshot. I am giving you notice that your time is almost up. Find a new profession, or face the consequences.
You have been warned. That is all.
What kind of kryss have you got there?
Re: BPD PSA: Notice to all thieves
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:13 am
by Budner
*prepares to steal even more crap at the Brit West Bank*
Re: BPD PSA: Notice to all thieves
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:34 am
by Jill Stihl
Officer_Atraxi wrote:....The BPD hunts town thieves, the petty crooks who haunt our good citizens at Britannia's fine banking institutions....
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Officer_Atraxi wrote:My Purebred and I don't leave the guard zone.
Re: BPD PSA: Notice to all thieves
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:54 am
by Halbu
These officers mean business, they'll use ghouls touch spears just to kill scum thieves who stole 4 gp from a newbie.
Re: BPD PSA: Notice to all thieves
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:00 pm
by Downs
cA is glad to have the BPD here to defend the citizens. As a guild of merchants,thieves, storytellers, and home inspectors, cA is disgusted by the criminal element found at most banking establishments. The service that BPD provides is something necessary for the safety of all!
Re: BPD PSA: Notice to all thieves
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:41 pm
by Atraxi
Jill Stihl wrote:Officer_Atraxi wrote:....The BPD hunts town thieves, the petty crooks who haunt our good citizens at Britannia's fine banking institutions....
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Officer_Atraxi wrote:My Purebred and I don't leave the guard zone.
Did you use Google Translate for that? I think it's a little off.
Re: BPD PSA: Notice to all thieves
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:07 pm
by Schmitty
please please please by all means bring it... you think you can run us out of town? in fact im going to britt right now to rob you.
Re: BPD PSA: Notice to all thieves
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:00 pm
by Atraxi
Re: BPD PSA: Notice to all thieves
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:40 pm
by Anomander Rake
We shall eradicate this menace to Sosaria!
