UO Second Age

I'm looking for an old UO related song called Oldschool which was created by Kewl Boy Lame in 2001. I posted a link to this in 2010 on these forums and they seem to be the only remainder of what was once my favourite UO song. If you can find me a working link to this song, I will give you a tower deed.

I've already tried Googling the lyrics in quotes, but they all return no results. Here are some that I remember:

I'm the original oldschool
I was kicking in the dread days
I'm the master of the dirt nap
I'm a student of the old ways

I ran the trinsic gauntlet
I was there for the FOA
I got whacked by g'thunk
This was all back in the day

I was the master of the tab tab hide
I was mining through the house wall
About 50 million tents
And you gotta dodge em all

It was the time of the tank mage
When the heavy crossbow would rox joo
When a man was a man
And the women were too

http://kewl-boy-lame-oldschool-mp3-down ... &id=254393



viewtopic.php?f=45&t=17457&p=157118&hil ... ol#p157118

Have you actually tried playing the song from that link?

nightshark wrote:If you can find me a working link to this song, I will give you a tower deed.

I've received multiple PMs sending me to dead links. I'm competent enough with Google to find those same dead links. This is a TOWER DEED! Step up your game nerds

Yea I didn't see any working links. Sent out a few message to old UO friends to see if anyone happened to save it on their comp or something. I did however remember a group from Catskills called 812 Souljaz while I was searching. Was supposedly a rap group that also played UO. They have some funny shit on myspace.

I believe the paypal link is dead and years outdated, but if you remember any of those songs...they were pretty funny.

http://www.digiphobia.com/ultimasongs/h ... wtero.html


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4FN_mGU ... 5572C1A7C6

If you give me a castle deed I'll upload an old prank call some dude placed to OSI.

now i want to hear those songs someone find this before i have to go over to my mothers house and start digging threw boxes of old zip discs

The best I can do is the complete lyrics,
that is worth a Small House deed right? First post, new on server

My friends, I saw a beautiful girl one night on my way to Trinsic,
trying to provoke a troll on a goat.
The troll had her to half health when from out of nowhere,
three tank gankers popped out, and two ebolts and a flamestrike later,
it was all over.
The last I saw of her as I recalled away, she lay crumpled there on the ground
bleeding.

GrandMaster Impty Imp: Grandmaster impty imp givin it up for all the oldshool playas out there
KewL boy Lame getting ready to drop da beat, so you best step on back and respect the authoritah

I'm original old school
Kicking in the dread days
I'm the master of the dirt nap
I'm a student of the old ways

I ran the trinsic gauntlet
I was there for the FOA
I got whacked by G'thunk
this was all back in the day

GrandMaster Impty Imp:

wave your hands in the air
wave 'em round like you just don't care
and if you been ganked
by an archer or a tank
everybody say Woah Yeah!

I'm the master of the tab tab hide
mining through the house wall
about 50 million tents
you got to dodge 'en all


It was the time of the tank mage
When heavy crossbow would rox joo
Back when a man was a man
And the women were too

GrandMaster Impty Imp: Kewl boy Lame gettin ready to drop it on ya again there, boyeeeee,
So get ready to kick it on back oldschool style

I'm the master of the tab tab hide
I was mining through the house wall
About 50 million tents
And you got to dodge 'em all

It was the time of the tank mage
When heavy crossbows would rox joo
Back when a man was a man
And the women were too


GrandMaster Impty Imp:

Wave your hands in the air
Wave 'em round like you just don't care
And if you been ganked
By an archer or a tank
Everybody say Woah Yeah!

PKs at the crossroads
They was bank thieves at the bank
Leave the guard zone alone, holmes
And joo gonna get ganked!

When the kewl doods were legion
Yeah man, it all sucked
But if it sucked so bad
Why do I miss it so much?

GrandMaster Impty Imp:
dis goes out to all the posse at the YMCA, and out to all the Homies
what ain't with us no mo,

You know it baby, UO is love.

http://beemp3.com/download.php?file=110 ... =Oldschool

I haven't tried downloading it yet (never heard the song) but it does have the right title and artist.


Just search kewl boy lamE in quotes and it will bring up like 10 different sites with a link. Thoguh no telling how many are dead.

Edit: second link to try

http://paggimusic.com/mp3/Oldschool-song-349913.html

As Nightshark stated earlier, those are all dead links. He's looking for a live link.

Spamlet wrote:The best I can do is the complete lyrics,
that is worth a Small House deed right? First post, new on server

ha! you knew the song by heart after all these years?

someone on IRC has claimed they have gotten in contact with the creator and he will upload in the next few days, so let's see if that comes true.

kewl dude's website
http://web.archive.org/web/200104301542 ... rg/kd2001/

the original download page
http://web.archive.org/web/200305121910 ... school.htm

i tried using search terms with the original file name but couldnt come up with anything as every mp3 site directly linked to the original download
Oldschool5.mp3 & Oldschool6.mp3

Im going to contact Kevin later and see if he still has the original files

Boone wrote:If you give me a castle deed I'll upload an old prank call some dude placed to OSI.

I've got a dozen or so "UO tracks" - some are Midas Trinn song mixes, such as Don't Smack Me Down, Going to Trammel, and We Will Rox You.

I also have the OSI help support call, wondering if that's the one you've got...

"So I asked him can you tell me where Trinsic is, and he said, you know.. Corp Por, Corp Por and I died! He killed me!"

Is that the same one you're referencing?

Yeah, that's the one! I believe it was done by a guy named Slay. He played on Chesapeake. I got a bunch of his other non-UO related prank calls that I downloaded from his website a long time ago. They aren't as funny, though.

It seems like I'm the second person to talk to Kevin about this lol. Here's the email from him

Hi, this is KewLDooD/BitterOswald



I do still have the files and the site(s). I should be putting them back up soon - I moved all my websites to a new host recently, and have been too lazy to get the old UO sites back online - but I will try to do that in the next week or so.



This has piqued my interest though – you are the second person who has contacted me, although the other person did not mention the phat lewts. Who would be looking for those crappy old mp3s? They are, shall we say, not professional quality – especially compared to what you can do now with just a mac and garage band.

So there you have it, he'll be putting everything back up shortly.