UO Second Age

Hello friends,

As many of you may know, it is the one year anniversary since my entire family was murdered by a horse. As the last member of the poopface family, I am committed to eradicating all horses within this world. A day will not go by where I am not on the hunt for their delicious spinal nectar that I so enjoy. So, horses, take this as a warning, I'm out for blood (and spinal nectar).

Please, help me on my quest to revenge my family. Whenever you see a horse, bring its sorry, worthless life to an end, in the name of poopface. Remember the innocent poopfaces that were slain by these vile beasts of the night.

Never forget.

That is quite a tragedy, my condolences to you. How did you get tomorrow's paper though?

I work at the newspaper printing press (printed the night before).

I see. Well, sad as your loss may be, killing all of the horses in Brittania isn't going to bring your family back . Not to mention, not all horses are deranged, homicidal maniacs like the one that slew your family. I suggest you let it go, and move on with your life. Nothing can be gained from killing innocent horses.

That's what they told the Japanese about the whales years back, now look whose almost extinct.

You know if you kill one, another will just take it's place, right?

Ummm the horse that murdered your family respawned. It's looking for you.

Sounds like the work of Bad Horse, the Thoroughbred of Sin. He rules with an iron hoof. Your attempt at revenge will fail.

I had hoped it was not Bad Horse, but just a rogue Nightmare. But if it is him, you shall meet certain demise.

poopface wrote:That's what they told the Japanese about the whales years back, now look whose almost extinct.

"who's"


Please tell me you're not an editor there.

Godspeed.

Do you work for Tesco?


A joke that would only work if you follow news in the UK.... lol