ARRRRR TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY 9/19/2012
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:49 pm
The pirate speaks,"Yo Ho Ho! Scallywags and Land Lubbers, T' Merchants o' Britannia shall be hostin` a spontaneous and potentially went t' Davy Jones' lockerly event t'day on TLAPD 2012!
A secret character shall be wanderin' Britannia at some time east o' t' Prime Meridian on this very special day. If you be t' first land lubber I see that be splice t' mainbrace (drunk) AND talks like a pirate you'll get some booty (a small deed)! If you're loaded t' t' gunwales (drunk), killin' someone and talkin' like a pirate ARRRRRR I'll toss in some silver!"
If you're loaded t' d' gunwales and you send me t' Davy Jones` locker by t' powers ye get twice as much booty! This ain't for t' lily-livered you sprogs. Arrrr, green-eyed, horn-swogglin’ sutlers be tellin’ ye that t' proper pirates be on t' high seas, but today ye land lubbers get a chance t' be a pirate! Thar ye be a black spot, ye get nothin'."
A secret character shall be wanderin' Britannia at some time east o' t' Prime Meridian on this very special day. If you be t' first land lubber I see that be splice t' mainbrace (drunk) AND talks like a pirate you'll get some booty (a small deed)! If you're loaded t' t' gunwales (drunk), killin' someone and talkin' like a pirate ARRRRRR I'll toss in some silver!"
If you're loaded t' d' gunwales and you send me t' Davy Jones` locker by t' powers ye get twice as much booty! This ain't for t' lily-livered you sprogs. Arrrr, green-eyed, horn-swogglin’ sutlers be tellin’ ye that t' proper pirates be on t' high seas, but today ye land lubbers get a chance t' be a pirate! Thar ye be a black spot, ye get nothin'."