Tavern Talk of Topiary Terror
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Tavern Talk of Topiary Terror
As best as I can describe it?
Probably a mix between a violent beast from beyond our world and a common house plant...
It was making some funny noises too...
My squadron entered the front gates while I bravely protected our flank from the outside, a good distance away, too make sure I had a good view of the area.. yes...
Only one came back... to describe to me what I have now told you... before he was dragged back into the building by what appeared to be an angry grapevine?
Now You know what I know
A beer for the fallen!
Probably a mix between a violent beast from beyond our world and a common house plant...
It was making some funny noises too...
My squadron entered the front gates while I bravely protected our flank from the outside, a good distance away, too make sure I had a good view of the area.. yes...
Only one came back... to describe to me what I have now told you... before he was dragged back into the building by what appeared to be an angry grapevine?
Now You know what I know
A beer for the fallen!
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Re: Tavern Talk of Topiary Terror
Starting to feel some *hick* pressure froms the townsfolks that dealing with this is some how my re..sponssembilility...
Scouss have perscribed our foes as weaklings! not worthy of my time
Ill take care of this after a few more drinks...
Scouss have perscribed our foes as weaklings! not worthy of my time
Ill take care of this after a few more drinks...
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Re: Tavern Talk of Topiary Terror
I stealthed around, looted a treasure chest, got a nice teleport ring.
I'm surprised no one is trying to pvp/pk this event... Noob's are ripe for the slaying
The only pvp guild in sight is the Imperial Wizards (I think that's the name of Flea's guild?)
Anyway, since I've been there the spawn has been getting progressively harder... Tamers and Bards unite!
I'm surprised no one is trying to pvp/pk this event... Noob's are ripe for the slaying
The only pvp guild in sight is the Imperial Wizards (I think that's the name of Flea's guild?)
Anyway, since I've been there the spawn has been getting progressively harder... Tamers and Bards unite!
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Immma just *hick* told that the man I hired to ghosswriye my memoirs was dumb enough to go get himself killed *hick*in the first wave against Demeter... with my books on him! paid fer those...
ingrate...
If anyone finds my memoirs let me... lemmee....I.. I will offer an award! A huge one!
that I can afford on my meager salary...cheap Lord Brit payn soo lousseee....
ingrate...
If anyone finds my memoirs let me... lemmee....I.. I will offer an award! A huge one!
that I can afford on my meager salary...cheap Lord Brit payn soo lousseee....
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Where the flip is this? I'm not a Forestal so I can't identify the location by trees alone.
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Thanks to a bottle of hangover remedy I am ready to take on this menace!
I will be organizing a party to dispatch this invader at 8:30 est! We will be organizing at Delucia bank.
If no one will bring me my memoirs Ill have to go get them myself...
Prepare yourselves for war!
I will be organizing a party to dispatch this invader at 8:30 est! We will be organizing at Delucia bank.
If no one will bring me my memoirs Ill have to go get them myself...
Prepare yourselves for war!
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where do the brave warriors you will be leading assemble good sir?
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Re: Tavern Talk of Topiary Terror
there we are
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Re: Tavern Talk of Topiary Terror
Your memoir doesn't happen to be entitled "The Burning of Trinsic" does it?
Most people like us, or at least they like what we do. Regardless, we appreciate all our victims, and we hope that their encounter with us is a memorable one.
-a machine gun, a bazooka, and a grenade
... a not-for-profit organization (usually)
-a machine gun, a bazooka, and a grenade
... a not-for-profit organization (usually)
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Im not sure what my ghostwriter titled it! but Im sure it would be obvious
It still hasnt been returned to me...
It still hasnt been returned to me...
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Re: Tavern Talk of Topiary Terror
Is it possible Burning of Trinsic begin with a drunken stupor? If it did, I'm sure that Lord British would have the history rewritten in any case, heheh.
Most people like us, or at least they like what we do. Regardless, we appreciate all our victims, and we hope that their encounter with us is a memorable one.
-a machine gun, a bazooka, and a grenade
... a not-for-profit organization (usually)
-a machine gun, a bazooka, and a grenade
... a not-for-profit organization (usually)
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I am offering a reward of one piece of ranger armour for each chapter of my memoir that was recovered from Demeter.
I simply cannot afford to explain my life story to another ghost writer! they are such nitwits!
I simply cannot afford to explain my life story to another ghost writer! they are such nitwits!
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I got both books I'll add a write up of the clues etc here in about an hour or so.