

Reserve price/buyout is Deed + 2 smalls on both. I will be absolutely gattered/wasted/crunk from now until Sunday PM (Happy Mother's Day) so the auction/PMing/speculation/flames will commence until then at which point I will either sell them, or not!
Holla. Atcha. Boy. PM me or catch me idling in IRC. PMs send notifi-caycays to my phone so if you want to scam me while I'm drunk that is the best way to start.