You've been playing UO too long when...

Atraxi · Post by **Atraxi** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:56 pm

Okay, before anyone says it, I know there's no such thing as "too much UO", but when I read this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Costa_Concordia_disaster wrote:"We told the guests everything was [okay] and under control and we tried to stop them panicking," a cabin steward recalled.

The first thing that popped into my head was the image of a cabin steward saying "Kal Ort Por" and vanishing. "Don't worry, folks! Everything's fine! Now just lemme grab my regs and GTFO! PEACE, NOOBS! Hope you can swim!"

J.G · Post by **J.G** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:17 pm

Cousteau Calypso · Post by **Cousteau Calypso** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:06 pm

Here's a true story:

When I was 16 I was working at McDonald's with my friend and fellow UO player. A few older couples had stopped in to get some food while cross-country cruising on their motorcycles. One guy looks at another and quietly asks, "You OK on gas?" Only hearing the beginning, I looked at my buddy and said, "Did he just say UO?"

WiseOne · Post by **WiseOne** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:53 pm

You set up a tent and start a fire thinking, yeah I'm finally a GM at camping.

WiseOne · Post by **WiseOne** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:00 pm

When you go near the bank you shout "Bank vendor buy these guards a drink before I ban thee"

Atraxi · Post by **Atraxi** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:09 pm

WiseOne wrote:When you go near the bank you shout "Bank vendor buy these guards a drink before I ban thee"

Mine's "Vendor buy the cross guards a stable bank balance or I ban thee!!"

WiseOne · Post by **WiseOne** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:18 pm

Atraxi wrote:
WiseOne wrote:When you go near the bank you shout "Bank vendor buy these guards a drink before I ban thee"
Mine's "Vendor buy the cross guards a stable bank balance or I ban thee!!"

Nice! How about "Vendor sell these cross dressing guards a bank balance before I ban thee" ?

Atraxi · Post by **Atraxi** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:20 pm

WiseOne wrote:
Atraxi wrote:
WiseOne wrote:When you go near the bank you shout "Bank vendor buy these guards a drink before I ban thee"
Mine's "Vendor buy the cross guards a stable bank balance or I ban thee!!"
Nice! How about "Vendor sell these cross dressing guards a bank balance before I ban thee" ?

That's good, too. It doesn't cover the stable, tho. How about "Vendor sell these un stable cross dressing guards a bank balance before I ban thee"?

WiseOne · Post by **WiseOne** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:27 pm

Got it! "Vendor sell these cross dressing guards a bank balance before I ban thee to the stable (to spend the night with them)"?

Slow day at work...

Atraxi · Post by **Atraxi** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:33 pm

WiseOne wrote:Got it! "Vendor sell these cross dressing guards a bank balance before I ban thee to the stable (to spend the night with them)"?

Ok now i feel like I'm playing that retarded "in bed" game with fortune cookies

WiseOne wrote:Slow day at work...

Yeah, I'm bored too. blah

GuardianKnight · Post by **GuardianKnight** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:45 pm

When you get so bored that you go to college because the game is so mind numblingly dull that you can't stand the login screen anymore.

I swear to god, the same arguments I see now are the same arguments I saw when I was a noob but with different people. Everything repeats here so much that it is tiring.

I think this is a repeat thread, even.

SteelReserve · Post by **SteelReserve** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:51 pm

How about "Vendor Buy the Bank Guards a Beer, Else I ban thee to sleep in the Stable."

Sheer Luck · Post by **Sheer Luck** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:05 am

One night I actually tried to recall off a fish steak - Twice. ...then, puzzled, thought to myself "But I just marked that Fish steak"

2 secs later, I'm done. AFK IRC, close client, switch monitor.

ONEmortal · Post by **ONEmortal** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:28 pm

I had to elevate my laptop then place a frozen ice pack beneath it just to keep it from overheating.... for more playing.

I wish I was making this up.

BlackFoot · Post by **BlackFoot** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:10 pm

its not a good macro without a recdu recsu in it

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