Lost (help me find)

[Wonko the Sane]

My boat, the Leaky Condom II.
Lost somewhere on the high seas. SW of Ice Island (I think).

I thought I was careful. Key in the hold, never to be taken out. Ship locked, never to be unlocked. 40 some odd recall scrolls in the hold and a rune to a safe place, one not likely to be blocked. Other key in the bank never to be removed.

But I came unhidden near a deep sea serpent and with no armour, fighting or mage skill, I was toast. Managed to dump stuff on the deck and then recall out. Died just after recalling to Moonglow. Only when ressed did I discover that I had blocked the recall spot on the boat by dumping chests on the deck. Sheeeeeeet!

Anyway, if anyone could help me by letting me know the coordinates of my boat, I would be eternally grateful.


It's a large dragon boat.

[Ronk]

DId you have like 12000 fish steaks?

[Wonko the Sane]

Nope, but if you're hungry, I can offer 60k fishsteaks as a reward.

[Kander]

What kind of payment will you give me if i find it?

[Wonko the Sane]

cutlass of vanq and/or 60k fish steaks
plus eternal gratitude and a I R L Postcard.

[Wonko the Sane]

Plus I'll give you a boat.

[Koden]

or wait like 3 hours & that stuff should decay and recall in.. Or am I wrong

[Wonko the Sane]

Stuff on boats doesn't decay.

[Roser]

Kander will find it.

[Vhyx]

I found his ship.

[Used Kotex]

My boat, the Leaky Condom II.
Lost somewhere on the high seas. SW of Ice Island (I think).

I thought I was careful. Key in the hold, never to be taken out. Ship locked, never to be unlocked. 40 some odd recall scrolls in the hold and a rune to a safe place, one not likely to be blocked. Other key in the bank never to be removed.

But I came unhidden near a deep sea serpent and with no armour, fighting or mage skill, I was toast. Managed to dump stuff on the deck and then recall out. Died just after recalling to Moonglow. Only when ressed did I discover that I had blocked the recall spot on the boat by dumping chests on the deck. Sheeeeeeet!

Anyway, if anyone could help me by letting me know the coordinates of my boat, I would be eternally grateful.


It's a large dragon boat.

Argh! I have found thyne ship. The Rouge Vhyx summoned a strange Purple Llama onto the deck of my own ship, as I recorded the co-ordinates..
Fortunately, the scoundrel's clumsy attempts at piracy were for naught for the Co-ordinates were indeed scribed as follows: 63 6 N, 178 19 W. The Leaky Condom II, slightly worn, secure planks, 18 items 105 stones in her hold.


Twink

[Used Kotex]

I found his ship.

You found a Pail of Fail, my friend.

[Vhyx]

Yeah, my attempt was sloppy. It happens. Was actually out looking for the guy's ship, not out to do any of my usual shenanigans.

Got in contact with him on IRC and relayed the coordinates, so I guess I beat you to the punch on helping the guy out.

Not that it was a contest or anything.

[Used Kotex]

Yeah, my attempt was sloppy. It happens. Was actually out looking for the guy's ship, not out to do any of my usual shenanigans.

Got in contact with him on IRC and relayed the coordinates, so I guess I beat you to the punch on helping the guy out.

Not that it was a contest or anything.

So I heard. It was a contest. And ya beat me by 20 minutes it seems. Ya Bastard. At least the Llama missed me.

[Wonko the Sane]

You guys rock, thanks a ton!

So, I've dry docked the Leaky Condom III, which was the search and rescue vessel for the Leaky Condom II. Once more I'll sail the high seas, inadvertently fertilizing things as I pass.