UO Second Age

Hello all,
it's come to my attention that Dolphins have been dwindling
down to almost nothing. i'm not sure who or what is to blame
but the rise in marine life meat seems like it could be linked.
have you seen pirates or fishers catching more than they require?
we know that some natives eat mainly sea life, but they might
be getting paid off to harvest amounts harmful to the population.

i'm searching for as many researchers and donations as possible.
with your help, we can save these creatures from this disgusting
animal trading debacle that has gone on far too long already.

what can you do?

donate GLD
donate sea worthy vessels for our scientists / anti whaling ships
donate resources like fresh fruit and vegetables to prevent scurvy ( no meat! )
donate kegs that cure, provide strength, or heal for our long journeys ahead
donate your time, researching the possible causes, and report back here

report illegal acts of poaching and what you did to cease them
report illegal acts of taming for purpose of animal trade / entertainment

TO DONATE: please contact: hugdealer via IRC , or PM me here
donations will receive a book signifying your help in the cause

we also could use a facility as a base of operations,
this would be best placed on ice isle. parts of this island seem
to be breaking off every year, melting even and this could
be just as harmful to our lovely friends of the sea.


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I've heard disturbing rumors that Urks are particularly fond of dolphin sushi.

This thread is about the miami dolphins, right? Because they're screwed this year.

Malaikat wrote:This thread is about the miami dolphins, right? Because they're screwed this year.

no i think muscle bound males in skin tight clothes who charge into each other
can protect themselves. not sure why that spectacle never interested me.

this is about saving the marine mammals of uosa!

The Pirates of Darkwater would love to make the following statement regarding this topic.


"F-DOLPHINS"


We hunt them for sport. In fact, it's a game to see who can 1 shot one with a halberd or x-bow when we sail by.

Pfft.
Better idea: ---> http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dolphin_punch

Or you can be like this poor soul that couldnt get away because a pesky dolphin got in his way.