A Notice to all citizens and criminals

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You will never take me alive cops!!

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cmax333 wrote:You will never take me alive cops!!
That's kinda the idea
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I got guard whacked earlier and it was a very funny moment indeed.

I saw a player that had a negative karma title and thought they were a thief. When I snooped their pack and it said I could not steal that item I attacked them with my Hally Mage. I guess a NPC saw it because I was insta guard whacked to death. Later on when I had time I came back to read this thread again knowing that I had seen it posted some where that when it says that message, they are attackable.

What did I do wrong?
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Supply Captain wrote:I got guard whacked earlier and it was a very funny moment indeed.

I saw a player that had a negative karma title and thought they were a thief. When I snooped their pack and it said I could not steal that item I attacked them with my Hally Mage. I guess a NPC saw it because I was insta guard whacked to death. Later on when I had time I came back to read this thread again knowing that I had seen it posted some where that when it says that message, they are attackable.

What did I do wrong?

Citizen! Did you not see my post? The below quote explains the proper system messages for detecting thieves.

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Hail citizens!,

I must clear up some misinformation that has been put out in this thread before anyone tries to attempt any vigilante Justice!

Matron was wrong one one of the perma grey messages.

If a hoodlum IS perma grey you will get these two messages, "You fail to steal the item"/"You successfully steal the item"

When you get the message "You cannot steal this item" it means it is blessed or a noob item.

The system message saying "you must be in the thieves guild to steal that item" means they are not perma grey.

I felt the need to clear up any falsified information because we do not need any good citizens being guard whacked because of the wrong information.

Good day citizens.

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Glad to see the BPD back in action, I may have to come out of retirement to assist on some of the more difficult cases!

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Hail Citizens!

I would like to start out by thanking the mods for cleaning out this thread. I thank you very much for that.

Tonight I found out that we have a new Cadet. His name is Wild Bill and he does not take too kindly to thieves and other various criminals.

The night started out when me and Bill meet up at the East side of Britain to get to know one another a little better and to go over some various things. Mainly to make sure he understands the basics of dealing out Justice to the various hoodlums in the area.
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Then we proceeded over to the Police Station to check in for our shift.
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It was not long before we found out that a shady sounding character had followed us to the station. His name was Jack of Shadows. Once we determined he was indeed a thief and perma grey the chase was on. Bill and me chased him all the way from our station in East Brit all the way to West Britain bank.
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As you can see, he could not cast teleport fast enough to get on the bank and once he was properly cornered as in standard police procedure he met his untimely demise.
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All was quiet for a while allowing the good citizens of Britannia to bank in piece. We avoided excessive revealing and used our tracking skills to make sure there was not any funny business going on.

Hell soon broke loose at the bank and various thieves were spotted and dealt with. Bill and me decided the best tactic would be to double team and box them in. Standard police procedure.
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Some citizens started to gather to see what all the commotion was about.
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A shady citizen even started to try to explain to us how they were a cop also. We knew better though.
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One of the citizens informed me of various illegal Mexicans crossing our borders into our great lands of Sosaria. Only problem was, there was so much crime running rampant inside our fair cities that there was nothing me and Bill could do about it.


Also, I was not aware that Mexico even existed in these realms.
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Other hoodlums were very upset about the arrests of their counterparts and they started to express their 1st Ammendmant rights bestowed upon them by Lord British. Most of the talk was unsavory and Department regulations do not allow me to show the extremely vile and vulgar evidence. I am however, allowed to share some of the not as vulgar evidence.
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After hearing the criticisms and outcries of the various hoodlums, Bill and I continued our patrol to keep bank patrons safe. a couple times the town guards would step in as needed but where overwhelmed and outsmarted. Except for times like this.
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The second part of our patrol is Next.....to be continued.
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Hail Citizens!

This is the second part of our patrol tonight and I hope you enjoyed the 1st part.

Wild Bill proved to be a natural at snuffing out criminals on his own and made various arrests solo.
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Then a thief was foolhardy enough to snoop me. He found out the hard way that you do not snoop this cop and was deadly poisoned and soon met his demise at the hands of his own curiosity and foolishness.

Seriously who snoops a cop!?
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Almost as soon as the thief dies, another one of the thiefs runs over to loot the blue corpse and is instantly killed by one of the kind hearted guards of Britainnia.
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A good citizen asks for some mandrake root and I help out by giving them some mandrake I had in the bank.
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One of the nonthief ctizens goes grey and runs right past me. I had no choice but to follow standard Police procedure and promptly dispatch the criminal since they will not heed my demands for arrest.
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Afterwards, all is quiet again until Alice decides to steal from some new citizen of Sosaria. A chase starts and she tries tediously to hide from Bill and me.

Bill loses track of her but she learns the hard way that you cannot out run or hide from Border Patrol.
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It appears that she had hoped her "fast getaway car" would be her ace up her sleeve. Sadly for this hoodlum it was not fast enough.
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later on, Bill started having bad connection problems and he had to call it a night. Before we departed our ways we had to take the evidence of the criminals back to the Police Station before ending our shift.

All in a hard nights work.
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POLICE BRUTALITY!!!
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I'm glad that I commit all of my crimes outside the reach of the guard zones, in places where the BPD will never lay their filthy hands on me.
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It'll be interesting to see how the police fare if the orcs decide to rampage through britain one day ;-)
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A heinous crime was committed on your door step. Officers of the BPD, I implore you to be more vigilant in your duties.

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I assure you this won't be the last victim that falls while you charlatans are napping.
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Citizen,

He was there when I checked out for my shift and was an AFK stealth macroer with an offensive guild title. I have no idea what happened but he deserved it for putting offensive things in his guild title.

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So you show your true colors then.

Any reasonable officer would offer equal protection to all, until their actions proved otherwise. You sir, profiled that victim in an unjust manner.

He was judged, and executed, as a result of his guild title. However, I am not a law abiding citizen. I am a miscreant and a ruffian, and as such your laws have no sway over me. Killing that individual was within my completely non existent moral code.

If the BPD is going to claim to protect the innocent, then it should be done with an equal hand. My assumption that you are just a brute squad has been confirmed. You don't want to protect anyone. You just want to kill. "Fighting crime" is just an excuse for unwarranted brutality.
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I nor any BPD officer killed him. He was afk macroing when I left him be. Whatever happened after that is beyond me. I nor any officer will not camp out some who is afk all night. Presuming that is ludicrous.

Also seeing as how your guy is in war mode in your evidence...I believe you are the perp that did it and you forgot to go out of war mode before you took that screenshot.

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