UO Second Age

So yesterday, the fine ladies and gentlemen of the Company of the Vigilant were getting ready for another of their adventures pursuing justice across this great land and lending a helping hand to those in need when suddenly, a brave individual shows up outside our headquarters. This fine specimen, whose name unfortunately escapes me at the moment, but who was clearly sporting the colors of the most epic and feared griefing guild around, D^D, takes it upon himself to deliver a capet bomb at such venue.

The rest of the story is filled with so much fail that I can no longer relate it with a straight face. I will only tell you that this gentleman was delivering the "bomb" placing each item by hand, from his back pack, with 0 (zero) impassable objects...ON OUR LAWN!!!

I will leave you with a couple of pictures of such fine endeavor for your entertainment:

PS.- Needless to say, the head of a couple of these individuals, as well as the unblessed tribal mask that one of them was sporting, now adorns the facade of our guildhouse.

I wish you had a screen shot of you guys helping them do it because they were so bad.

Here we have their previous attempt at organizing the DG Guild Tower. More Fail.



I also enjoyed my suicidal Kamikaze Kill of one of those intelligent individuals Capet Bombing your Guild Hall...


Definitely got guard schwacked an instant later, lol. I knew it was coming, but it was worth it. I had to lighten up the picture as the darkening screen from getting Guard Schwacked was fading in, lol.

-L/S

Light Shade wrote:I wish you had a screen shot of you guys helping them do it because they were so bad.

Oh, of course, being the helpful guild that we are, we courtiously helped this gentleman place it on our front step, you know, to teach him a little bit of this game we call UO. Unfortunately, the lolz were such that it was physically impossible for me to take another SS.

hohoho, dat ummie ib eh chikun-BOK BOK! Luuk et hem, neeb dah gawrds tuu clomp fer hem.

We didt block your gh, we just put items there for fun. I dunno how to do that cause, honestly, i don't have time to lose lol. So hum, good fun for you i suppose lol. Enjoy the adventures across the lands!!!Lol, and orc guy, continue to talk with your dumb pixel language . Anyone normal on this game?

lol thats good stuff

Mortpure wrote:Anyone normal on this game?

nope, and don't pretend you're not wearing a wizard hat like the rest of us

Ive actually implemented Wizard hat Fridays at work here. It is the most productive day of the week.

Mortpure wrote:... i don't have time to lose (sic) ...

Said the man dragging one item at a time from his back pack onto our lawn.

Pirul wrote:

Mortpure wrote:... i don't have time to lose (sic) ...

Said the man dragging one item at a time from his back pack onto our lawn.

That was not me btw....watch your photos better or buy some glasses. I put like 3 items and was bored.

Mortpure wrote:That was not me btw....watch your photos better or buy some glasses. I put like 3 items and was bored.

The gentleman in the first two pictures is certainly not yourself. But nice try denying you got "bored" so fast. Too bad you were too bored to heal when running from A (where you were attacked) to B (your final resting place)...all while in guard zone. Or am I also mistaken and need glasses because you'll claim you are not the one in Ligshade's picture?

aaaannnnnd end thread, unless you guys wanna discuss wizard hat fashion concepts

Downs wrote:aaaannnnnd end thread, unless you guys wanna discuss wizard hat fashion concepts

I like them with a slight fold at the top, rather than all pointy.