Blackfoot's Battle of the Beards! Jan 17th end

BobDobbs · Post by **BobDobbs** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:58 pm

My fellow UOSA players, the time has come to show off your face! Bob's First Annual Battle of the Beards is upon us!

Winter is the time for beards. Bushy, manly beards. I'm sure I'm not the only one who is insulating his face this year, and now you can win a prize for being lazy!

Judges will rate your beards using the following criteria:

1) Length
2) Body
3) Style
4) Cleanliness
5) bribery

Judge list: BlackFoot
Panthor the magnificent
Stuck the stucknificent
Platypus the platyificent
and lets say... ian

I know what you're thinking: "Wise is going to win this, what's the point?" Well, fear not my bearded brethren! Judges will be looking at points three and four as well, not merely points one and two. You cannot win this contest by simply looking homeless or by having a neckbeard.

On to the prizes!

First place will win a large brick deed.
Second place will win two small house deeds.
Third place will win one small house deed.

So let's see those soup catchers UOSA. This contest will end on the 17th of Jan at server up!

Staff may participate!

A note on criteria 5: All bribes must be made publicly in this thread and not include items or gold. They must be in game only bribes.

Kryptonical · Post by **Kryptonical** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:06 pm

damnit, should kept on going after mowvember

Pristiq · Post by **Pristiq** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:02 pm

Wise will definitely win this.

Pirul · Post by **Pirul** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:00 pm

So what's the procedure? PM picture to you? Post here?

son · Post by **son** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:03 pm

BobDobbs · Post by **BobDobbs** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:55 pm

Pirul wrote:So what's the procedure? PM picture to you? Post here?

Post here!

Sorry felix, it must be an IRL beard.

Wise · Post by **Wise** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:18 am

My Kind of contest!

I am excited to see all the fabulous beards of UOSA!

Populus · Post by **Populus** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:33 am

Kabal · Post by **Kabal** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:51 am

Full bird cage made from beard hair.

/end thread.

Atraxi · Post by **Atraxi** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:05 am

wait is this award for our beard, or the best we can find?

Kabal · Post by **Kabal** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:41 am

yes thats really me

BobDobbs · Post by **BobDobbs** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:19 am

Atraxi wrote:wait is this award for our beard, or the best we can find?

Your beard.

I have selected very skeptical judges. I'm comfortable that they will be able to weed out the fakes.

I have a feeling Kabal's entry will not cut the mustard, so to speak.

BobDobbs · Post by **BobDobbs** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:45 am

I have taken a picture of my own soup catcher in order to provide an example of an acceptable entry:

Entries that have obviously been altered (Kabal) are not acceptable.

noxmonk · Post by **noxmonk** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:27 pm

I thought you said just looking homeless didn't account for anything?

BobDobbs · Post by **BobDobbs** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:29 pm

I can't participate! I would fully expect the panel of expert beard judges to give me a low score for my lack of trimming.

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