UO Second Age

With all appropriate humility, I would like to announce that I am officially and beyond all possible doubt the greatest, l33test pk in the history of UOSA and, indeed, all of UO. Now my only competitor is the number 200! That is all.

but the bounty on your head is like 70 000 less than the next guy, so are you only killing super noobs with 0 gold?

BlackFoot wrote:but the bounty on your head is like 70 000 less than the next guy, so are you only killing super noobs with 0 gold?

Quite possibly!

hes just making tinker trapped boxes on his mule.. if someone is killed by the trap then he gets to be reported for it..

he's not even leaving his house, he's just trying to gimp the bounty board

It seems to me that a competent thief wouldn't have a murder count, and a competent murderer wouldn't need to steal. Chum regales us with his thievery anecdotes, and then brags about his body count?

eyesdearth wrote:It seems to me that a competent thief wouldn't have a murder count, and a competent murderer wouldn't need to steal. Chum regales us with his thievery anecdotes, and then brags about his body count?

pfft..what the % of that happening..

Congrats chum, soon you'll have more kills than Wylan and Deacon combined, if you don't already

johttenn wrote:Congrats chum, soon you'll have more kills than Wylan and Deacon combined, if you don't already

yeah let's see him re-macro a mule from 20% stat loss

Rather than respond to any particular post, let me just point out to the sense of humor impaired that I am just having a good time and not really trying to move on your 'OMG I R L33T pK WITH NO PRECAST AND ONLY USE A SKINNING KINFE' territory. My tinker only left his house once when he had 3 counts, so he could macro some carpentry at the bank. 1x GM pk omg!@

I doubt he'd be dumb enough to leave his home on that character. No stat loss for him. Keep it up chum.

btw remember last night when I said "haha i havent opened a chum box yet"...?
....well nice placement in the orc armory. I went for a secure chest and the corner of a chum box was sticking out

lol, well done sir

Hacks imo!

Deacon is still the sexiest!

ironfistmax wrote:Hacks imo!

Deacon is still the sexiest!

Oooo i wants some haxx plz..so i can raise these f'n skill gains alrdy.

Prurk wrote:I doubt he'd be dumb enough to leave his home on that character. No stat loss for him. Keep it up chum.

btw remember last night when I said "haha i havent opened a chum box yet"...?
....well nice placement in the orc armory. I went for a secure chest and the corner of a chum box was sticking out

You got served.

chumbucket wrote:

Prurk wrote:I doubt he'd be dumb enough to leave his home on that character. No stat loss for him. Keep it up chum.

btw remember last night when I said "haha i havent opened a chum box yet"...?
....well nice placement in the orc armory. I went for a secure chest and the corner of a chum box was sticking out

You got served.

I like when i get served. Iv opened those boxes before and they own my ass. Good job on that lol. Tricks me everytime before how poor i am so im thinking someone just dropped it full off stuff and BAM!