UO Second Age

Think you are a leet trash talker and forum/IRC PvPer? Prove it face to face.

How it works:

Competitors will stand directly across from one another IN GAME and engage in leet 1v1 verbal competition. Each contender will have exactly 1 minute to trash talk/flame his opponent about any UOSA relevant topic of his choosing (see rules) without interruption. Then, a panel of non biased judges will determine the winner of the round. The scoring system will be based on 3 criteria: UO relevancy, Creativity, and the "wtf pwned" factor. Points will be taken away for repeat insults and rule violations (see below). This is not an opportunity to simply see how many "f bombs" or "ur mom jokes" someone can drop in one minute. Instead, points will be awarded to those who think out their trash talk in a creative manner. The idea is not to make enemies, but to have some fun and give the audience some laughs. Entry is free.

Prizes:
1st: 60k
2nd: 10k
3rd: 5k

The rules are:
Must be UO relevant
No racially insensitive terms and slurs
No gender insensitive terms and slurs
(All at the discretion of the judges)

All judges are expected to be fair unbiased in their scoring.

WARNING: ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK
Expect to be thoroughly insulted, but know it's all in good fun and your opponent probably doesn't mean those things he said lol.


If you are interested in being a judge or making a donation to the prize pool, post here.

Sign ups are closed for participants.

The actual event will take place at the "King's Men Theater" in Britain on Sunday June 27th at 8 PM EST. The general public is welcome and encouraged to attend.

Single Elimination "Bracket" ( order determined by random drawing)


Pristiq
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fox_phyre


Pro
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Bong Hit


Mad Maxx
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Jack


Blackbeard
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(1st round bye determined by random draw)



Confirmed Judges (Need 3)
Matron
Erik
Myself (Unless we get more volunteers)

Judges and Contestants should be at the "King's Men Theater" no later than 15 minutes prior to start. Before the event begins, I will give a brief explanation and reminder to all about the rules.

Scoring:
Each of the three judges will be able to allow competitors a maximum of 10 points per round for a possible total of 30. This is divided into three subcategories. 3 points for UOSA relevancy, 3 points for Creativity, and 4 points for the "wtf pwned" factor. The judges will announce the total of their results as a group score instead of individually to avoid any post event complications. The contestant with the highest number of points advances to the next round. Who goes first in each round has already been determined by who is on top in the bracket posted above.

Pretty funny. I would like to see some of the people that don't get along go 1v1. What qualifies someone to be a judge?

Probably needs to be someone with a non-biased reputation on the Server. Who it is will depend on who/how many people are interested in judging.

Battle rapping on UO, most fun idea ever

ive been training for this my whole uo career

YOU AND YOUR THREAD ARE TRASH AND SO IS POV SRSLY
sorrrry seems i cant wait to get my boots in the trenches.

Im in, sign me up ORDER GUARD MAN THING

Sounds like fun.

Brilliant!!!

How on earth do you come up with these ideas? It's full of WIN!!!

Will never work. mym and ace never 1v1 in-game.

Mikel123 wrote: i dont pvp

ye we all know

I'm in.

So far confirmed contestants are:
Pro
Pristiq
Bong Hit
Mad Maxx
fox_phyre

Awaiting Confirmation - If you are in this group, I couldn't tell by your post if you were wanting to participate or not. Please let me know asap.
Mike 123

#uosapvp in irc if you need a place to host this trash battle

I thought at the first post you said you would have a signup and event location posted before the 20th. I would like to know where this is all going down.