One Guard I will not Mess with

[Daelan]

Was his placement intentional?
Have to just LOL at the little things sometimes

[Van Raily]

"Jesus was a man! HE HAD A BEARD!"

[Daelan]

Most people do not know the other side he had. He liked leather and well lets just say he liked the same thing Mary did.

[BenBrawl]

so jesus is a black female?

[SJane3384]

so jesus is a black female?

Nah, I think it's really a hispanic male tranny...boob jobs are incredibly cheap in Delucia these days. Also, I think it's pronounced "Hey-zeus"

[Wise]

also heavily into S&M

[Galendae]

from the look of the pic he walks on water like the real thing too

[nightshark]

from the look of the pic he walks on water like the real thing too

... here comes the captain obvious to the rescue

[Lazarus]

so jesus is a black female?

Nah, I think it's really a hispanic male tranny...boob jobs are incredibly cheap in Delucia these days. Also, I think it's pronounced "Hey-zeus"

Zeus: Why you keep calling me Jésus? I look Puerto Rican to you?
John McClane: Guy back there called you Jésus.
Zeus: He didn't say Jésus. He said, "Hey, Zeus!" My name is Zeus.
John McClane: Zeus?
Zeus: Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that?

[SJane3384]

Zeus: Why you keep calling me Jésus? I look Puerto Rican to you?

Why's it gotta be Puerto Rican? Why not Mexican or Cuban? RACIST!!!