The sadly short life of a new thief

[nightshark]

The life of ******* began at the tavern in Minoc. Shortly after his life began, he was given a gate to a house to begin his thievery training, with his new found friend "a pack horse". On the steps of the door lay "a wooden box" (0 items, 0 stones). Curiosity got the better of *******.

His life was short lived... less than a full real life minute in total.



Thanks for a laugh, chumbucket!

[Populus]

This story doesn't need much explaining.

The life of ******* began at the tavern in Minoc. Shortly after his life began, he was given a gate to a house to begin his thievery training, with his new found friend "a pack horse". On the steps of the door lay "a wooden box" (0 items, 0 stones). Curiosity got the better of *******.

His life was short lived... less than a full real life minute in total.



Thanks for a laugh, chumbucket!

Why would you open it if it had 0 items and 0 stones?

[nightshark]

This story doesn't need much explaining.

The life of ******* began at the tavern in Minoc. Shortly after his life began, he was given a gate to a house to begin his thievery training, with his new found friend "a pack horse". On the steps of the door lay "a wooden box" (0 items, 0 stones). Curiosity got the better of *******.

His life was short lived... less than a full real life minute in total.



Thanks for a laugh, chumbucket!

Why would you open it if it had 0 items and 0 stones?

Curiousity (I used your American spelling before, after Microsoft spell-check convinced me to do it for you)

A box with 0 items, 0 stones on my doorstep... hmmmmmmmm... who's been here?

[Lazarus]

That was very noobish.