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Pirate Guide 101

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:50 pm
by Beelzebub
Ahoy Mates!

Bored? Feel like you done everything there is to do in Ultima Online? Well turn that frown upside down and get ready for your new adventure! I have written you a Pirate guide 101 to help fight bordem:

In the guide you get to know:
-What you need to get to start your adventure
-where to look for booty
-what skills you need to be the best out there
-how to do it all like a pro!
-and much much more!

I wrote this book because I am the best at what I do AND I believe there are alot of AFK fishermen out there that really want to give you their tresures, and sometimes their boats as well!

To buy the book, the vendor is located in guild K^A town North by mountainside, 137'1N 86'16E|(2550,65). This book will give you a link to my photobucket album with 4 pages of Pirate goodness. If you dont want to type all that long link in the book, pm me as welll as the secret code from the book. (code tells me you bought the book)

This offer is limited time 10 books! After that I will restock 10 more and double the price! (price doubles after every 10 books sold)
So dont delay, kill a fisherman today!

All money spent tword this book is put tword a good cause and I thank you for doing so!


**** A player run event is happening on Tuesday the 30thhttp://forum.uosecondage.com/viewtopic.php?f=45&t=16513and I am the guest star of the show! It will involve pirating and it starts from brit to the ocean! All I can say about the event without spoiling, but I will cut my book price to its original price today through the 28th! So hurry up and buy, because youll never see this deal again!*****



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Re: Pirate Guide 101

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:59 am
by ChickenTorturer
Beelzebub wrote: So dont delay, kill a fisherman today!
Sounds pretty fucken' gay!

Re: Pirate Guide 101

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:29 pm
by Downs
your name is chickentorturer.....

Re: Pirate Guide 101

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:14 pm
by ChickenTorturer
You are quite observant!

Re: Pirate Guide 101

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:35 pm
by Pat
He chokes the chicken all day long... best action he can get.

Re: Pirate Guide 101

Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 9:55 pm
by Howl
There isn't a single man's chicken in this shard that is out of his reach

Re: Pirate Guide 101

Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 1:20 am
by Pristiq
Beelzebub wrote:I am the best at what I do

*Ahem* I beg to differ...

Also, anyone looking for information on how to create and maintain a successful pirate character contact me. I'll be glad to help; more competition on the seas is more fun!