UO Second Age

Lord British created a committee formed of the Department of Agriculture and the Department of Fish & Wildlife Service to study the impact that the Department of Sheep Husbandry has had on farms and the population of sheep in the wild.

It was found that due to the slaughter of sheep by the Department of Sheep Husbandry the population of sheep in the Lands of Britannia, both farm raised and in the wild, have been severely depleted to numbers of the like that have never been seen before. Based on those findings a recommendation was made by the committee to Lord British to enact a Protective Order by adding Sheep to the List of Endangered Species.

Lord British reviewed the findings and considered the recommendation of the committee and has announced that Sheep are an Endangered Species and should be protected.
The Department of Sheep Husbandry, a division of the Department of Agriculture, has been ordered closed by Lord British and all actions shall cease immediately.

An obvious forgery. Doesn't Lord British live in space now with elvish ninja necromancers or something?

obviously photoshopped.

Downs wrote:obviously photoshopped.

I have asked Lord British and he knows not of what you speak. He has not shopped for any photos, in fact, he knows not what a photo even is!

This is a total fake. The guy in the picture is not NEARLY as hot as the real Lord British.

FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was flying a bomber over Russia, and when the bomb got stuck, he climbed down and fixed it, unfortunately the bomb dropped and he rode it into oblivion.

Krats wrote:This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was flying a bomber over Russia, and when the bomb got stuck, he climbed down and fixed it, unfortunately the bomb dropped and he rode it into oblivion.

That was Dr. Strangelove.

WOW.

I really didn't think it would come to this. But real talk for a moment. of course it's fucking photoshopped, you dumb twits. When have you EVER seen a scroll of text in the game, other than the message boards? When have you EVER seen a picture of Lord British ON a scroll of text? When you have you seen a scroll 2x as wide as any other? You're seriously talking about SHADOWS? Wow, moron.

If it was beyond clueless to you, chumbucket made up a fake department of sheep husbandry, so therefore Lord British has made up the Department of Agriculture, which oversees the Dept. of Sheep Husbandry, reviewed them and shut them down!

wow i think its funny I got you riled up with that...
I reallize it was fake, and was poking fun at you

calm down

Internet awesome turns into internet rage. Well done.

Dagon wrote:WOW.

I really didn't think it would come to this. But real talk for a moment. of course it's fucking photoshopped, you dumb twits. When have you EVER seen a scroll of text in the game, other than the message boards? When have you EVER seen a picture of Lord British ON a scroll of text? When you have you seen a scroll 2x as wide as any other? You're seriously talking about SHADOWS? Wow, moron.

If it was beyond clueless to you, chumbucket made up a fake department of sheep husbandry, so therefore Lord British has made up the Department of Agriculture, which oversees the Dept. of Sheep Husbandry, reviewed them and shut them down!

this post was obviously photoshopped as well. you can tell cause the height on the D and h don't match up.


thanks for that. biggest laugh i had all day.

excuse the josh lee insta double post but the cA department of sheep husbandry IS NOT fake. our database grows by the day. don't let the raging internet man fool you. we will find your sheep

no sorry, Lord British disbanded that department. You are no longer authorized to act in the lands.

Downs wrote:excuse the josh lee insta double post but the cA department of sheep husbandry IS NOT fake. our database grows by the day. don't let the raging internet man fool you. we will find your sheep

And it grows not only because we are only the lookout, but also because IDOC hunters and other roaming types continue to give us reports. Just this morning I had two reports of mid-size operations that are now out of business.

We will find you.

Dagon wrote:no sorry, Lord British disbanded that department. You are no longer authorized to act in the lands.

It seems Lord British has lost command of his minions. Perhaps we are seeing the beginning of an uprising...

Or perhaps someone in his bureaucracy is a little overzealous and speaking out of turn and will soon be silenced.




Hey Clark, why aren't you doing some investigative reporting on this?