UO Second Age

<3 chumbucket, don't ever leave me... i mean us.

An encounter after a townkill:





That compels me to reveal my secret.









That was why they called him Lamer. The next target I referred to had a runebook I wanted.

An encounter with ?

I never figured this guy out.





Randomness











An encounter with a confused young man





BOOM











oops.

Fun during the Vesper troll invasion













This fellow doesn't like to be stolen from and isn't afraid to say so!










Randomness

















They wouldn't let me join the pirates guild even after I outlined my credentials.








Taboo doesn't like me














This fine duo doesn't like me much either







I also made a case for joining this guild.










An encounter with a sleepy young man










I lie about some ostards








An encounter in Destard

Only seconds before this first photo, Sparrow said "a box?"






And finally...

...you shouldn't open a gate from your home into Destard!

I pretended I was going to steal the boards she walking along the ground. I should have just taken them. I've gone soft.




An encounter with a suspicious lad






















Randomness

















This fellow snooped the wrong box.






Encounters with Yomega and Jax

Yomega and I are now very good friends. I'm going over to his house for brunch tomorrow!







































What to give the one you love? Purple pots are the gift that keep on giving. I LOVE YOU YOMEGA!!!! LET'S GET MARRIED (in Massachusetts)!




Another attempt to join the pirate's guild

Yeah, it's the same joke as the last time I did this.

An encounter with some, uh, roleplayers



















































The, uh, slave picks up a box off the street.








Yet more randomness

Moishe isn't very nice.

















No spamming at WBB, Onslaught!



I forget who this was other than a typical UO player. (Reminds me of Clyde!)





This fine fellow was Gimp Melee.













CMan, don't open that box!

MORE HAVE ARRIVED.

An old fashioned bombing!




I don't remember who this pleasant individual is.














BUT WUT ABOUT LEET PVP?!




Yomega and both of me are good pals.






I never tire of this one.








Stinger and I are also good pals.














Zenzile guessed incorrectly.



He and his friends are not very nice when you come to their house for tea.




Only Ian has the heart to let me know.














Seems like a nice fellow.


















Too many chums.






I harass some French speaking fellows. J'accuse!




Lay off it.








Lady Faux Pas and I will soon be married. Chumbabies are imminent.





I ask for a dowry of 10,000 gold.










Sometimes it works!










It is really catchy.









You cannot trade recently stolen items.



So we must wait.












Hemperor is my PvP character.








Jimi lost his key.
















This isn't a very ladylike thing to say.




Extra!





In response to "e spit."

haha fun stuff. purple pots well spent

Keep the screenshots coming chum! Too funny!

So who wants to own up to being that crazy nimpho chick with the sex slave?

Senses wrote:So who wants to own up to being that crazy nimpho chick with the sex slave?

Doms and subs are not necessarily nymphomaniacs. But, yes, I would like to know as well. I suspect they are Hemperor and Slimeball Jasper, though I'm not sure which is which. My second guess would include Maahes.

YAY! MORE! YAY!

These fellars aren't in the giving spirit.
























This fellar ain't very nice.






The Yomega saga continues!






















These fellars were paranoid.






BOOM!

























His pals didn't stick around.




My pal Troll-y

Me and Troll-y are good pals. Here we are going for a walk together.



Grizelda was all alone in an unlocked house with some nice armors. Troll-y says to me, "HEY! Someone might steal her armor!" I says, "You're right, Troll-y. Maybe we better take it for safekeeping." And so we did.





We took it to my pal Marianne. She runs a shop for me. She held on to it until someone came and claimed it.




He dropped his runebook.










Tea Parties!

Sometimes people like to have me over to their place for tea!



These fellars made me leave.







This one locked the bedroom doors.





I had a good time with these fellars. They gave me a lot of going away presents. They even sent me not one, but TWO thank you notes afterwards! I'll put the notes after the photos.









[20:56] Session Ident: Soul (WildIRC, chumbucket) (fn-javacha@)
[20:56] <Soul> U really pissed me off
01[20:56] <chumbucket> Indeed.
[20:56] <Soul> give me back my runebooks
01[20:57] <chumbucket> Don't feel bad. The guy that came in first was chasing after me, because I'd stolen a two-story deed from him two minutes before that.
[20:59] <Soul> What u stole?
[21:01] <Soul> Give me back my runebooks or Im really goin to hunt u hard


[20:58] Session Ident: orionsune (WildIRC, chumbucket) (orionsune@)
[20:58] <orionsune> why you take my runebooks dude?
[20:58] <orionsune> my newbie let you in by accident?
01[20:58] <chumbucket> You are Soul too?
[20:58] <orionsune> no
[20:58] <orionsune> i'm Orion Sune
[20:58] <orionsune> soul is my new member
[20:59] <orionsune> he's never even played uo before
01[20:59] <chumbucket> I took a bunch of other stuff too
[20:59] <orionsune> doesn't bother me one bit, my shit is all secured or locked down... he's the dumbass who leaves his shit out
01[20:59] <chumbucket> So you lied when you said I took your runebooks.
01[20:59] <chumbucket> For shame.
[21:00] <orionsune> touche
[21:00] <orionsune> look, both you and I know that you have runes to just about everywhere that is in those books...
[21:00] <orionsune> cut the guy a break
01[21:00] <chumbucket> How would you know what I have?
[21:00] <orionsune> because i'm not ignorant
01[21:01] <chumbucket> That's vacuous..
[21:01] <orionsune> nor did i fall off the turnip truck yesterday
[21:01] <orionsune> cut the crap dude, yes or no
Session Close: Mon Mar 09 23:49:20 2009

I hope they invite me over again!


Violent Doza!

We are good pals. I hope he invites me over for tea.












Ghoulie and me!

I got a lot of pals that ain't human. But whatever they are, they are always helpful. Here we try to help a pair of fellars move some stuff to the bank, but the guards ended up telling us not to.







The guards told me to stop, and then one of the fellars showed up and gave me an earful. He warn't too appreciative.














Extra!

I look forward to these like comic book issues.

HOW CAN I HAVE SO MANY SCREENSHOTS? HAX!

More tea parties!

Noganoo had me over. He gave me a parting gift of sixty-thousand fish steaks!





These fellars ended up making me leave before I even had any tea!





Zenzile.dub showed up to ask a favor. (He invited me over for tea a few days later!)



I almost didn't make it to this party.













The air elemental stopped them to tell them to wait for me! Thanks, air-y.







I made it to the party, but then I stepped on the host's toes, so he made me leave. I seem to get kicked out of most the tea parties!



This fellar gave me forty-five thousands ingots and nearly ten-thousand reagents as a partying gift! What a fellar!





He locked the back door, but he was nice enough to open it for me!







pKhan was inviting over newbies and beating them up! That aint' nice. I took a few thousand gold to show him what's what!









This fellar warn't nice at all.




































Garg-g and Me evict some idoc campers!







Yomega, Part 3!









Extra!

Just in time for Christmas!

Let's begin with a fabulous tea party! I was even invited back a second time!























He pk'd another fellar that had shown up.



He turned on me, but a friend of mine named Al the Alley-gator saved me!









I saw him later!





He had a pal that tried to kill me. I didn't catch its name!



I questioned his other friend!









I showed up laters with a question!





B-D IS PK I PROVE IT NOW THY TAK MY GLDS!














These two fine fellars gave me five thousands boards during a tea party!









Extra!























A Rare Sighting of the Shard's Number One L33T PK OMG!



Free Fish!















I couldn't speak French with these fellars, but I gave it my best!

or, ITCH BEN NOY GELT BITA