UO Second Age

I'm a town rogue?

Have you even played this shard?

Besides creating dexxer cat herder eval int scribes I mean?

Please be quiet townie rogue, I'm trying to focus on real players.

Downs wrote:I'm a town rogue?

Have you even played this shard?

Besides creating dexxer cat herder eval int scribes I mean?

Well...... I mean..... you kinda are. I think he was *trying* to be facetious, but I would wear it as a badge of *go ef yourself if I were you. He also forgot businessman, author, realtor, comedian, assassin, philanthropist, and OMGL337PvP Home Inspector.

town thieves are complete garbage

I use town to restock, gate hop, and blow up afk N-S members.

Any good and respectable thief makes their money outside of town, far from wbb.

Well then get out of them newb threads, wear exceptional clothes and some flashy bling don't need magic, flaunt you waste your gold on npcs

Don't tell a vet how to play the game rookie.

I'lltake an extra 7 chest damage from some lizard man iif it means I can have fun running this contest and give back to the community that I take so much from

Noob items is because I'm too lazy to get a new outfit when I die.

Winners will be announced tomorrow

I'm so excited! I just can't hide it!

Can't you announce it now? )

If I don't win this, you know that it was rigged!

Honored master chumbucket, if thee shalt win this fine prize I suggest you give it to the jester hat charity here: viewtopic.php?f=45&t=49476

THE RESULTS ARE IN

Thank you all for participating and demonstrating your ability to dress up digital barbies!

1st, 2nd, and 3rd place go to chumbucket............jk, even though it would be really funny.


3rd place and winner of 20k:
Jakob


2nd place and winner of 40k:
Ozzy


1st place and winner of 100k, designer of the outfit that I will be wearing:
keelonzo



But wait! There's a twist!

All participants are entitled to a 10k consolation prize, and some probably not poisoned cookies.
Disclaimer: Some of the food items will be poisoned

I would like the dye tubs (pure black dye tub not necessary unless you really wanna give me it) and outfits from each participant to claim your prize. Also, chumbucket's prize money will be given out to a random adventurer hunting a dungeon via bag drop on a monster corpse.

Vega, your prize money will be paid out in fish steaks and insults.

List of Participants (for my use):
inego - PAID to a random player per inegos request
Nadia - 10k
orevamp - 10k
keelonzo - PAID
Ozzy - PAID
chumbucket - PAID to random player
DRUSK42 - 10k
Jakob - PAID
Vega - PAID
Atraxi - PAID

PM me in IRC when you're ready to exchange pixels!

I didn't win and I didn't even get the consolation prize, but everyone knows my entry was amazing. Yet another cA scam! Legions and legions of people who left the shard and/or post daily to insult it were right: cA ruins the shard!

I do love these sorts of contests though!

chum's prize has been paid out to someone who appeared too afraid to talk to me and ran off when i popped out to congratulate him

TeSento aVora must die!

My first player run event and not only do I place second, but chumbucket recognized and mocked my entry as well. I'm not going to lie, this has been my proudest moment on the server. Thanks for a great event Downs, and a pleasant surprise that has brightened up an otherwise terrible day for me. I'll download mIRC (for the first time in 15 years, I think) and try to find you online in the next day or so to make the exchange.