UO Second Age

Willing to bet that most of the members of "CA" got bullied pretty badly in high school.

Shep crisis averted at Malifice's Tower O Power. YOUR WELCOME.

"tower of power" hehe

but...but! [oOo] takes in sheep too young to care for themselves, orphaned by the many sheep farmers who gate them out of the pens and away their mothers!!

We only shear them to keep the extra weight of all that wool from deforming their young little legs while they grow strong enough to be released back in to the wild.

........

WHAT?! It's true!!

I think you're molesting them. That's what is really going on here. And it's sick.

Budner wrote:I think you're molesting them. That's what is really going on here. And it's sick.

Every one I've taken in has some weird form of speech impediment...or emotional trauma...

They all start saying "Bu-u--u-u-dner" if I turn out the lights.

The oOo wrote:

Budner wrote:I think you're molesting them. That's what is really going on here. And it's sick.

Every one I've taken in has some weird form of speech impediment...or emotional trauma...

They all start saying "Bu-u--u-u-dner" if I turn out the lights.

Lots of people/animals pray to their personal savior.

Sheep threads...is there any better form of entertainment?

It hurts my soul seeing those poor, defendless creatures confined to a miserable space. Those sheeps should be running wild, disposing of their wool to make a stand through this tough winter... Instead we have some ruthless beasts abusing them. My woolly friends are better asleep now :')

Two sheep herders are just about to gate the herd back to their house when suddenly a Red PK appears and starts attacking them
The first one says to the other, "Quick! Recall out!"

The second one asks, "What about the sheep?!?"

to which the first sheep herder replies "Screw the sheep!"

As the Ebolts start flying towards them the second one asks...(pause)

"Do you think we have time?"

...for those with delicate sensibilities...

Q: Where does Virgin Wool come from?
A: Ugly sheep

Ok...I'm done derailing Chum's thread

All your's Bud

Now that I think about it...maybe that first one should have been posted in 'Tales of Adventure" ba dump Ttshhhh!

*taps mic* "Hey...is this thing on?"

FisuUOSA wrote:It hurts my soul seeing those poor, defendless creatures confined to a miserable space. Those sheeps should be running wild, disposing of their wool to make a stand through this tough winter... Instead we have some ruthless beasts abusing them. My woolly friends are better asleep now :')

At least I fed them I think that's being better than most legal sheep farmers (even if the reason for feeding was for my gain) Free-range tamed sheep will get killed by ettin's! At least these sheep were fed real food and not soy through a tube!!

On that note: I'm looking to cut my operating costs. The price of regents to make my average required semi-monthly moongate (not even counting here my recall to the location where I find the sheep!) has gone through the roof, and it's taking a toll on my profits. If anyone can direct me where to buy "soy in a tube" in large amounts, PM me.

The Seventh Son wrote:Willing to bet that most of the members of "CA" got bullied pretty badly in high school.

... Hello fellow wizard game enthusiast!

Thread is lies. cA has yet to deal with the massive shep farm reported by $$$. cA is prejudiced and lies about handlingthis serious problem for the shard.

The massive illegal shep farm as reported can be found via a rune locked down in the $$$ rune tower 1st floor.

We hope there has been some miscommunication and that cA can erradicate this farm as soon as possible.

Surprised cA aren't all banned from that tower.

populus is now acting GM of our guild. Please direct all complaints to our fearless leader, populus