UO Second Age

Leerix wrote:It's okay if you're gay
I've got a beautifull box too, soon
You'll munch away and BOOM!

Not sure if you can or can't use contractions but w/e!

That's still waaaaaaay off of 5,7,5

Oh Calista please
Make B_D set you free, so
You can be with me

chumbucket wrote:3
5
3

is also considered acceptable.

Calista
Come suck on my balls
You'll like it

I'm new to you guys,
But I'm not a douche, therefore
I should get the gold.

Allow this link to cement my desire for the gold:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZfyrIPw3wY

The contest is now closed. I will mull over the entries and announce winners tonight or tomorrow!

I have selected the winners. It was difficult, and no doubt many will disagree with my choices. There is, however, no disputing taste. I have favored entries that made me laugh and mimic my bank spam. Most of the entries were great.

The honorable mentions plus the winner and runner-up will be published in game en masse. Look for a copy at a bank near you!

Winners PM me to collect your prizes. On with the awards!


Honorable Mentions (to be published in my upcoming volume along with the winners):

my heart, a box, trap't...
your love a newb, click, KABOOM
I R NEW GLD PLS

by Michael Malloy


One ingot, one box
One potion, purple in hue
Oops! Sorry, my love.

by Michael Malloy


*Boom* goes the chumbox
Chum follows your ghost and says
U need better loots

by y2a


Calista the fair
Something burns inside of me
A Chum box of lust

by Teknix


B_D cannot stop
This true love from happening
Calista and Chum

by y2a


And you, Calista
do you take this man, for life?
"oOo OoOooo OooOOoO OOooO"

by Michael Malloy


That boom-crate's like love,
Her open heart, tender, ready to burst
Better Ort Por Ylem

by Fwerp


Her guild's not sold yet,
but her heart is sure all his,
from her corpse that is

by Fwerp



RUNNER UP (To be published, plus 10k award)

Chum loves Calista
Is it for her pretty face?
No, it's for her loots

by y2a


AND THE GRAND PRIZE WINNER (to be published, plus 50k award!)

Calista, u fool
y wed chumbucket, the tool?
is Bad_Decision.

by nick13


Oh but that is not the end! Not by a long shot. There is still the matter of the secret, unannounced prizes. I present to you the first annual winners of the I R NEW GLD PLS Awards for the Total Abandonment of Anything Even Resembling Dignity. Each prize is worth 5k!


I R NEW GLD PLS Awards for the Total Abandonment of Anything Even Resembling Dignity (5k each)


Can't write a poem
but i still want your GLD PLZ
Like tales of B_D

by Arcott Ramathorn


Callista this is POOP TAMER
Had to look up Haiku on Wi Ki
Pls I need the gold

by Historic Metal


I'm new to you guys,
But I'm not a douche, therefore
I should get the gold.

by Ravik

Wow ...Ive never won anything before. I'm honored and privledged. If Derrick could make me a little trophy id proudly display it always!

Haha - I am a genius!

Because chum's adventure threads caused me to join this server in the first place, I felt compelled to participate in this contest.

Well deserved nick, "is bad_decision" had me cracking up, definately the 50k line IMO. Happy too see a few of mine made it, chumbucket brings a lot of random humor to this shard both in and out of game lol.

y2a wrote:Well deserved nick, "is bad_decision" had me cracking up, definately the 50k line IMO. Happy too see a few of mine made it, chumbucket brings a lot of random humor to this shard both in and out of game lol.

Yeah. A lot of them were probably better in some snotty poetry-type way better, but that line killed me plus the use of 'y' instead of 'why'.

In case there was any doubt - chum paid out the grand prize, as promised.