UO Second Age

PorkTornado wrote:If you do trash them make sure to take a video of it so Vega can cry his wizard tears into his redbull while watching it...

Still won't ever beat the video of you playing an entirely different shard and you + 3 other gossip girls crying about me. I have affected your life. Enjoy.

Capitalist wrote:

PorkTornado wrote:If you do trash them make sure to take a video of it so Vega can cry his wizard tears into his redbull while watching it...

Still won't ever beat the video of you playing an entirely different shard and you + 3 other gossip girls crying about me. I have affected your life. Enjoy.

This is the only shard I play. might wanna check your facts.

PorkTornado wrote:

Capitalist wrote:

PorkTornado wrote:If you do trash them make sure to take a video of it so Vega can cry his wizard tears into his redbull while watching it...

Still won't ever beat the video of you playing an entirely different shard and you + 3 other gossip girls crying about me. I have affected your life. Enjoy.

This is the only shard I play. might wanna check your facts.

I just revealed you in your house. Check your health bar.

Capitalist wrote:

PorkTornado wrote:

Capitalist wrote:

PorkTornado wrote:If you do trash them make sure to take a video of it so Vega can cry his wizard tears into his redbull while watching it...

Still won't ever beat the video of you playing an entirely different shard and you + 3 other gossip girls crying about me. I have affected your life. Enjoy.

This is the only shard I play. might wanna check your facts.

I just revealed you in your house. Check your health bar.

looking at it right now... still full...

Bump so everyone can see the wonders of Vega.

This knucklehead, Annabell, is merely a knucklehead: pray, do not divert valuable calories to a thankless enterprise.

Of course, I am sure that Vega has mastered the 'jitsu' of typing one-handed while stuffing food into the mouth.

Oh, crap, another 'glutton' joke …

I do think that Vega needs to respond, in order to learn if I can supply something of more substance.

SS

How many of these situations have happened undocumented? Server pop no doubt has been affected negatively by stepping over the line, taking griefing too far. He and people like him are a cancer for our server.

Grofus wrote:How many of these situations have happened undocumented? Server pop no doubt has been affected negatively by stepping over the line, taking griefing too far. He and people like him are a cancer for our server.

Infinite instances of hilarity.

Hey Lord Vega, can you link that thread where you screwed your in-real-life friend? I have been trying to find it searching through your endless pages of posts. You know the one? Where you convinced someone foolish enough to trust you to let you see his rare sandals so you could "see what they looked like on you?" Then you, of course, kept them. Then he posted a link to your blog from when you were in highschool and you were lamenting about being the ride for the pretty girls, but them not liking you back? I'd really like to read it again if you could find it.

Thanks in advance!

Annabell Red wrote:Hey Lord Vega, can you link that thread where you screwed your in-real-life friend? I have been trying to find it searching through your endless pages of posts. You know the one? Where you convinced someone foolish enough to trust you to let you see his rare sandals so you could "see what they looked like on you?" Then you, of course, kept them. Then he posted a link to your blog from when you were in highschool and you were lamenting about being the ride for the pretty girls, but them not liking you back? I'd really like to read it again if you could find it.

Thanks in advance!

Tl;Dr. Something something something 13 year old passive aggressive behavior something something - did I nail it?

Mamama … BARBECUE SAUCE!!!

That's, um, three runs batted-in …

SS

Capitalist wrote:

Annabell Red wrote:Hey Lord Vega, can you link that thread where you screwed your in-real-life friend? I have been trying to find it searching through your endless pages of posts. You know the one? Where you convinced someone foolish enough to trust you to let you see his rare sandals so you could "see what they looked like on you?" Then you, of course, kept them. Then he posted a link to your blog from when you were in highschool and you were lamenting about being the ride for the pretty girls, but them not liking you back? I'd really like to read it again if you could find it.

Thanks in advance!

Tl;Dr. Something something something 13 year old passive aggressive behavior something something - did I nail it?

Don't worry, I'll keep looking until I find it. ;)

Annabell Red wrote:

Capitalist wrote:

Annabell Red wrote:Hey Lord Vega, can you link that thread where you screwed your in-real-life friend? I have been trying to find it searching through your endless pages of posts. You know the one? Where you convinced someone foolish enough to trust you to let you see his rare sandals so you could "see what they looked like on you?" Then you, of course, kept them. Then he posted a link to your blog from when you were in highschool and you were lamenting about being the ride for the pretty girls, but them not liking you back? I'd really like to read it again if you could find it.

Thanks in advance!

Tl;Dr. Something something something 13 year old passive aggressive behavior something something - did I nail it?

Don't worry, I'll keep looking until I find it.

Are you bidding on any items here? Otherwise there are appropriate outlets for dumb bitches yapping.

I might ask that certain folks stand-down from attacking Vega: it's not good for the shard.

#IRL: Vega is just a normal guy who, daily, has to cope with the fact that he possesses both a lazy-eye and a wooden-leg; conversationally, he is adept, excepting only that sometimes you can't tell if he's talking to you, or not, unless he gets mad and 'clops' his foot at you; otherwise, he's still heart-broken that his last girlfriend dumped him …

You see, she had heard he was seeing some woman 'on the side'.

Give the guy a break; please?

SS

SighelmofWyrmgard wrote:I might ask that certain folks stand-down from attacking Vega: it's not good for the shard.

#IRL: Vega is just a normal guy who, daily, has to cope with the fact that he possesses both a lazy-eye and a wooden-leg; conversationally, he is adept, excepting only that sometimes you can't tell if he's talking to you, or not, unless he gets mad and 'clops' his foot at you; otherwise, he's still heart-broken that his last girlfriend dumped him …

You see, she had heard he was seeing some woman 'on the side'.

Give the guy a break; please?

SS

SS with more useless spam. What a shock. Remember when you sucked my balls for 3 years until I started to PK you and now you just cry a lot? Both make you salty either way that you look at it.