UO Second Age

Basically, if you want to stay on top of said 'event' be sure to read every possible thread on the first page of each sub-forum.
We've got to be missing more clues at this point.

Choom dem oll!

NOOGGRRAAAHH!!

Der ib nutin Uu ummies ken du dat gon sabe dat panzee citee.Urk Gon Choom et awl!!!

I think Pirul's translation is quite lacking! Having studied the language for many years, I believe the orc's are NOT planning an invasion, but a field trip across Britannia. Having been kept isolated and uneducated, they have recently initiated a basic education system, in which regular field trips are taken to broaden their horizons.

In the event the field trip gets a little rowdy, do know that all $$$ vendors are fully stocked and ready to equip either party with any needed equipment!

Yub,eems mudder blah dat liddul uruk nub kno enuting eni muur....soh eem tayke tuur ub ull uruk playzes tu lern muur abowt manee tings.Ee heer ull uu panzee umies kri,soh whan ee goh tu ull dem playzes ee mayke suur ee clomp ull uu dumheds soh uu nub kri eni muur.
Ee du dis soh ull uu umies kan peep Belok en peep whi da mitee uruk hab ull dat playzes tu clomp.
Eem h'gralp fer umie braynz soh ee kan be eben muur smahrtur dan dumhed umies,soh pleese lyne ub fer ee tu klomp fer eems speshul edjookayshun tuur.
Dabu tu ull umies dat gib dere z'haa'l tu Belok fer ee.

LudKrud da h'gralp'r

Uruk Edjukashun: Eet branze. Dat wr'uum ee suu smurt!

Sorry, I have to rescind my offer to man the Ironworks. Sick kid at home means I'm needed elsewhere. Hope all goes well!

Damn, RL wins. Hope they get well soon.
We will do our best to make due without your services sir!