UO Second Age

Only a Derrick can kill Derrick. Regular humans, animals and even creatures from other dimensions are useless.

Derrick can remove a spleen in one swift motion.

One time Derrick was having breakfast in Centralia, Pennsylvania. One of the patrons dropped their spoon and then Derrick flipped out and killed nearly everyone in the town. Some people say "underground coal mine fires" forced people to leave. Others know the truth.

Derrick can make women orgasm just by pointing at them and saying "Booya!"

Derrick can stop time for up to two hours by thinking about pineapples.

If you drop a phonograph needle on Derrick's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' "Pet Sounds".

Derrick lost his virginity before his father did.

I can only imagine Derrick finds this disturbing and creepy and is glad you people dont know where he lives.

Derrick wrote the book Audacity of Era Accuracy

Arcott Ramathorn wrote:I can only imagine Derrick finds this disturbing and creepy and is glad you people dont know where he lives.

I'm sure Derrick loves it/us!

EDIT:

(1:49:50 PM) Pristiq: Derrick, did you ever the see the thread I made about your awesome?
(1:50:06 PM) Derrick: yeah, my wife is still laughing