Death & Taxes

[r0b]

I had come home from a good morning of hunting to find a book on the doorstep..Curious I thought.



Not wanting to dawdle and attract the attention of my not so savory neighbors (The laughable yet dreaded Pirates of Pee...not to be confused with the Knights of Nee) to the West .....I snatched the book up and headed inside to share it with my GM dooropener TinkerBell



"Over my dead body" I exclaimed, as I read the contents of the book. Anyone even remotely associated with CA is mostly certainly drunk and not of sound mind.




After giving the matter about 2.5 seconds of thought I rushed upstairs, sat down and penned a response.



After finishing the response, I came downstairs and placed the response on my doorstep




I guess I should have some booze on hand when these lads come back.

[Daolin]

<Marfu applauds> Now, I can not remember electing anyone to office that can demand such taxes. Is it time to elect an official with the people's interests in mind?

[MatronDeWinter]

Intrestingly enough, we got a copy of that same book. I'm very glad that these two openly admit their in-affiliation with cA, it would have been a disgrace! Our book even has the same time, there is no way they could be in two places at once.

[r0b]

I'll distract them with booze and stuff their bellies with fine rares and roasted pig... they'll need a nap and likely forget about the taxes.

[MatronDeWinter]

I can poison the food if you like.

[Fwerp]

I still remember when Kenrobby invited my brother to be his sidekick. At first, Kenrobby told him he could assist but couldn't have any loot. When my brother responded with, "Ummm," Kenrobby instantly offered to split the loot with him 50/50, before adding that, "To be honest, there isn't much loot in the business."

We ran into BumBumCloth the next day.

[JoshuaLee]

I to stumbled across one of these ludicrous books.

[Krats]

On Dagger Island nearly every house has one of these books.