I decided to play today in order to procrastinate from studying for my final that is this coming Thursday. Here is my short adventure! Enjoy!
So as I was minding my own business viewing the second place dance of the true Hemperor, I ran into a man... a cheese man. He was not very kind, so I decided to follow him everywhere he went, making sure I could ask him tons of questions! I later on go to his house where he suddenly murders me and I was saddened by the experience. Well I sent my newly ressed, red-warrior to go check up on the man, and guess what happens... he murders me :'(
Fortunately, while he was killing my warrior, he allowed me to come into his house to sober up so I wouldn't have to drive back to my house drunk! Well, I happened to see some items I thought he didn't necessarily need.
Luckily, I found some ID wands and I was able to pick and choose what I wanted to walk out with! In the end I got a few fireworks, some 4th of July alcohol, about 8+ powers, two vanqs, and 1k spider silk. Unfortunately, since I do not play this game often, I will have to let the items rot in my house. A joyous day back indeed, back to my cave I go though. Adieu.
P.S. This man didn't want to dance for me, so I didn't want to let him into my bar
It is my personal duty to punish the wicked and the cruel.
Ireland's day out of retirement (say cheese!)
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Ireland's day out of retirement (say cheese!)
archaicsubrosa77 wrote:Everyone should have an Ireland's Finest action toon...
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Re: Ireland's day out of retirement (say cheese!)
To Ireland's finest: I have little in the way of gold or supplies due to the dastardly impostor who has taken my surcoats and my life. If you could spare some of your earnings, I would be much obliged.
To Everyone else: I will do perform my prize winning dance at the western bank of Britain for 500 gold per dance. It is a show you will not soon forget.
Sincerely,
Hemperor,
aka the Emperor of Hemp
To Everyone else: I will do perform my prize winning dance at the western bank of Britain for 500 gold per dance. It is a show you will not soon forget.
Sincerely,
Hemperor,
aka the Emperor of Hemp
<Syntax_TW> civilian casualty? i'm supposed to care?
america ftw ^
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Re: Ireland's day out of retirement (say cheese!)
Also, look for my best selling memoir, My Brave Story, at all fine book retailers. (It can also be found on the ground in front of the western bank of Britain.) Proceeds go to the The Surcoats for Canadians charity.
Thank you,
Hemperor,
aka the Emperor of Hemp
Thank you,
Hemperor,
aka the Emperor of Hemp
<Syntax_TW> civilian casualty? i'm supposed to care?
america ftw ^
Re: Ireland's day out of retirement (say cheese!)
HELL YEA! Welcome back!Ireland wrote:Ireland's day out of retirement
GOD DAMNIT!Ireland wrote:Unfortunately, since I do not play this game often
chumbucket wrote:Everyone else, don't be a jerk to staff. Maahes cries enough already.
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