Duke Jones' Razor-Free Fish!
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Duke Jones' Razor-Free Fish!
>>>This Post is Brought to you by Duke Jones Razor-Free Fish…<<<
Do you remember the days before everyone had a Macro for everything?
Duke Jones Remembers…
Do you remember when players chose to explore and do what they thought was fun and enjoyable instead on focusing on “The most efficient build?”
Duke Jones Remembers…
Here at Duke Jones’ Razor-Free Fish, we pride ourselves in the nostalgic notion of caring about our profession and caring about our product.
Each and every delicious fish was plucked from the sea personally by Duke Jones himself, using absolutely *NO* third-party macros or unattended resource gathering.
You can eat each and every Razor-Free fish steak with pride! Pride in knowing that each yummy bite was intended for YOU to enjoy. And the pride knowing that you are supporting a player that legitimately enjoys fishing and doesn’t treat it as a means to an end.
Duke Jones’ Razor-Free Fish is cooked with love and is available at the fair price of 1 gold each.
We know you have a choice in buying food. And when you choose to buy Duke Jones’ Razor-Free Fish, you made the choice to support a player, not a string of commands. Good for you!
And remember our jingle:
If era-accurate food’s your wish…
Buy a stack of Razor-Free Fish!!!
(Available wherever Duke Jones is near a bank.)
*Limited while supplies last…
Do you remember the days before everyone had a Macro for everything?
Duke Jones Remembers…
Do you remember when players chose to explore and do what they thought was fun and enjoyable instead on focusing on “The most efficient build?”
Duke Jones Remembers…
Here at Duke Jones’ Razor-Free Fish, we pride ourselves in the nostalgic notion of caring about our profession and caring about our product.
Each and every delicious fish was plucked from the sea personally by Duke Jones himself, using absolutely *NO* third-party macros or unattended resource gathering.
You can eat each and every Razor-Free fish steak with pride! Pride in knowing that each yummy bite was intended for YOU to enjoy. And the pride knowing that you are supporting a player that legitimately enjoys fishing and doesn’t treat it as a means to an end.
Duke Jones’ Razor-Free Fish is cooked with love and is available at the fair price of 1 gold each.
We know you have a choice in buying food. And when you choose to buy Duke Jones’ Razor-Free Fish, you made the choice to support a player, not a string of commands. Good for you!
And remember our jingle:
If era-accurate food’s your wish…
Buy a stack of Razor-Free Fish!!!
(Available wherever Duke Jones is near a bank.)
*Limited while supplies last…
Last edited by Duke Jones on Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:33 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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This made me laugh. I'll take 1000 fishsteaks if you can deliver. Ill be on I'n about an hour and a half when I get off work. Good sales pitch 

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Arkosh Kovasz wrote:This made me laugh. I'll take 1000 fishsteaks if you can deliver. Ill be on I'n about an hour and a half when I get off work. Good sales pitch
Thanks for the order!
Enjoy!
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*Bump and UPDATE*
I will gladly sell any amount of fish steaks I have in stock (5, 10, 100, 1000, etc).
Bulk is not necessary.
I will gladly sell any amount of fish steaks I have in stock (5, 10, 100, 1000, etc).
Bulk is not necessary.
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Duke Jones' Razor-Free Fish Customer Review by Arkosh Kovasz:
"Duke Jones' Razor-Free Fish were by far the most delicious fish steaks I've had in almost 10 years! I don't know if it's because they were fished up without Razor or what, but they're damn good. Duke also delivered them via boat personally, without the use of gating or recalls. He sailed them in, fresh from the bay of Britain, The way it should be!. I'd recommend these to anyone looking to get a taste of the Ultima Online: The Second Age era circa 1998-1999. "
"Duke Jones' Razor-Free Fish were by far the most delicious fish steaks I've had in almost 10 years! I don't know if it's because they were fished up without Razor or what, but they're damn good. Duke also delivered them via boat personally, without the use of gating or recalls. He sailed them in, fresh from the bay of Britain, The way it should be!. I'd recommend these to anyone looking to get a taste of the Ultima Online: The Second Age era circa 1998-1999. "
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Re: Duke Jones' Razor-Free Fish!
Where might we find this grand sailor and his fish?
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I'm usually fishing in the bay of Brittan. I come in to bank my produce, offer my goods, then return to sea.Robot wrote:Where might we find this grand sailor and his fish?
I might start selling on Wednesday nights along with the floating market. If you see me. Please feel free to stop me for some produce I'll be more than happy to make a sale.

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At first i was a skeptic but after tasting DUke Jone' Razor-Free fish....i could immediately see the difference. I would recommend this to all my friends and relatives 

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You should get in touch with the Non-Macroing Community (NMC) Duke. I'm sure they'd love to have a true seadog like yourself in their ranks.
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I did and Pristiq told me that the guild is in a momentary Hiatus, but should be up again in time.Arkosh Kovasz wrote:You should get in touch with the Non-Macroing Community (NMC) Duke. I'm sure they'd love to have a true seadog like yourself in their ranks.
But on a side note, I would like to thank everyone who was kind enough to support me in purchasing my goods I've worked for. With the funds, I now have enough to open a Razor-Free Emporium!!!
http://forum.uosecondage.com/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=9515
Thanks again for all your support!
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