Artur: The Out of Town Jackass
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Artur: The Out of Town Jackass
Whilst meandering about Dagger Isle in search of adventure and to fulfill my sightseeing hobby I noticed a suspicious looking man standing on the stoops of the beautiful castle Winterfell. Given my spare time, I had to investigate.
What I found was that the house was crumbling and that albewan Stark had long been beheaded! Rumors of Cattie B having betray her loyal son were spread throughout the kingdoms, but I had not believed it until I saw the vicious, the monstrous, the amazing Artur himself strewing about!
I quickly sent IRC pigeons to leave notes in attempt of fetching my friends and peers for all to see. Luckily for me, these were racing pigeons jacked up on horse supplements. For I have in fact encountered this treacherous Portuguese legend before, as witnessed here: viewtopic.php?f=38&t=60414
The man is a thief! He was strumming some type of instrument whilst attempting to steal my tree!
Being the fair man I am, I offered Artur a fair chance to leave these grounds so I could reclaim the Stark families honor once again.
For not my sins to be considered, he did not listen.
This thief, he had an army behind him! Armed men wielding weapons of Myr's magic spells bombarded me to defend myself and Stand My Ground!
Artur go boom
and again
that's right...
again
baby fall down
Gone baby
He even tried to steal from our houses!
I believe the point has been made, so I leave you with this.
Biggest finds of gems hidden within Winterfell's vaults thus far: 1,300 silver in eagle form, 41 plants and 300,000 of each reg.
T'was my privilege to defend albewan Stark after death and to wish him a peaceful after life. If nothing more, he can have a chuckle with the Gods at this.
He srudi he putch all days guys.
It truly was a delight to see a day where Artur didn't recall from me on sight. Is it because he built a small fort outside of Winterfell? Possibly. I'm not a philosopher, just a sightseer and hobby enthusiast.
Until next time where Artur shows us his rolling over trick!
What I found was that the house was crumbling and that albewan Stark had long been beheaded! Rumors of Cattie B having betray her loyal son were spread throughout the kingdoms, but I had not believed it until I saw the vicious, the monstrous, the amazing Artur himself strewing about!
I quickly sent IRC pigeons to leave notes in attempt of fetching my friends and peers for all to see. Luckily for me, these were racing pigeons jacked up on horse supplements. For I have in fact encountered this treacherous Portuguese legend before, as witnessed here: viewtopic.php?f=38&t=60414
The man is a thief! He was strumming some type of instrument whilst attempting to steal my tree!
Being the fair man I am, I offered Artur a fair chance to leave these grounds so I could reclaim the Stark families honor once again.
For not my sins to be considered, he did not listen.
This thief, he had an army behind him! Armed men wielding weapons of Myr's magic spells bombarded me to defend myself and Stand My Ground!
Artur go boom
and again
that's right...
again
baby fall down
Gone baby
He even tried to steal from our houses!
I believe the point has been made, so I leave you with this.
Biggest finds of gems hidden within Winterfell's vaults thus far: 1,300 silver in eagle form, 41 plants and 300,000 of each reg.
T'was my privilege to defend albewan Stark after death and to wish him a peaceful after life. If nothing more, he can have a chuckle with the Gods at this.
He srudi he putch all days guys.
It truly was a delight to see a day where Artur didn't recall from me on sight. Is it because he built a small fort outside of Winterfell? Possibly. I'm not a philosopher, just a sightseer and hobby enthusiast.
Until next time where Artur shows us his rolling over trick!
Denis the Menace wrote:Vega for me you are just exploiting the uosa system with your vanq charged spellreflect recall invis pink boobi pvp trammel style which never existed on osi, so stfu.
Jakob wrote:Regardless of douchebag, fair player or Vega.
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Re: Artur: The Out of Town Jackass
I'll just leave this right here.
Don't mind me...
Don't mind me...
Denis the Menace wrote:Vega for me you are just exploiting the uosa system with your vanq charged spellreflect recall invis pink boobi pvp trammel style which never existed on osi, so stfu.
Jakob wrote:Regardless of douchebag, fair player or Vega.
Re: Artur: The Out of Town Jackass
Nice
Save yourself the shame and embarrassment and just assume that if you can't understand me...you're the one who's retarded.
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That's a nice score.
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Inkognito was flamebaiting me with all the "no" stuff.WTF is that?
Re: Artur: The Out of Town Jackass
I love how you hold a count on oWo who hasn't been on in over a month and won't be back. HAHA yar!
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<Vega-> I'm about to go to the gym but that is worth missing a couple reps for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMhfbLRoGEw
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Re: Artur: The Out of Town Jackass
Do you love it?HardCore wrote:I love how you hold a count on oWo who hasn't been on in over a month and won't be back. HAHA yar!
Denis the Menace wrote:Vega for me you are just exploiting the uosa system with your vanq charged spellreflect recall invis pink boobi pvp trammel style which never existed on osi, so stfu.
Jakob wrote:Regardless of douchebag, fair player or Vega.
Re: Artur: The Out of Town Jackass
Do you love not knowing how many counts we hold on you? Yar!
The Core [PEE]: http://my.uosecondage.com/Status/Guild/236
<Vega-> I'm about to go to the gym but that is worth missing a couple reps for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMhfbLRoGEw
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Do you love knowing the amount of flattery involved in crushing on me so hard that you've failed to realize everyone on the shard holds counts on me?HardCore wrote:Do you love not knowing how many counts we hold on you? Yar!
Denis the Menace wrote:Vega for me you are just exploiting the uosa system with your vanq charged spellreflect recall invis pink boobi pvp trammel style which never existed on osi, so stfu.
Jakob wrote:Regardless of douchebag, fair player or Vega.
Re: Artur: The Out of Town Jackass
Holding counts is gay, no exception
Please choose a more appropriate signature.