chumbucket's Tales of Adventure: Special Message

[Teknix]

Open My Love Box
WATCHING WAITING CALISTA
Must You Break My Heart


-Bosco the Poet

[nightmare]

LoL this is funny shit alot of 12 year olds jacking off to a computer char!!!!! Whats funnier is they cant even get a girl online haha goes to show when you suck you suck not even virtual reality can save you!!!!

[Teknix]

Calista the fair
Something burns inside of me
A Chum box of lust

[Teknix]

Announcment for all
Chumbabies will roam Vesper
Piter Pater BOOM

[Teknix]

A gift real special
Take a look inside, whats that?
Chum love in a box

[Arcott Ramathorn]

Can't write a poem
but i still want your GLD PLZ
Like tales of B_D

[Kamora]

Melting in your mouth
Like a messy explosion
A box of kisses!

[RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR]

Love Is Eternal
Sometimes Love Can Be Painful
BoomBoom "You are dead"

[nick13]

Calista, u fool
y wed chumbucket, the tool?
is Bad_Decision.

[Historic_Metal]

Callista this is POOP TAMER

Had to look up Haiku on Wi Ki

Pls I need the gold

[Senses]

Boom, a bomb explodes...
Trapped chest, with a heart inside.
Love expires, and dies.


*edited to reflect the annoying rules of haiku! thanks for reminder :p

[Teknix]

5
7
5

just a reminder y'all

[Michael Malloy]

And you, Calista
do you take this man, for life?
"oOo OoOooo OooOOoO OOooO"

[chumbucket]

3
5
3

is also considered acceptable.

[Leerix]

It's okay if you're gay
I've got a beautifull box too, soon
You'll munch away and BOOM!

Not sure if you can or can't use contractions but w/e!