GK's Guide to UOSA pvp.

[GuardianKnight]

Things you should do when someone randomly comes up on you in a dungeon.

1. Check to see if you have enough regs. Regardless of the answer, recall away. If someone asks, say you ran out of regs.

2. If you decide to fight 1 v 1 with said pvper, try to hold out for as long as your friends can arrive to help you with your 1 v 1. It's the honorable thing to do.

3. Use your reflect and invisiblity jewelry. LIke NON STOP! NOW WE'RE PVPIN! Your opponent will give you mad props for taking this initiative.

4. If more than 1 person attempts to attack you; recall immediately, while also calling them NOOBs. Get into IRC and call them out for being pansies. Again, they will love this. They will remember your name.

5. PVPers LOVE pixels. Open a gate to the skara bank and invite them in. If they come in, say "GUARDS BANK" . Then show them your newest rare. RED PKS LOVE RARES. NO JOKE!


If you need help with any of these pvp tactics, just message me in irc and I will show you. I am a pvp master.

[Menkaure]

I also like the rule that states if you are fighting someone 1v1, after a few minutes of fighting, you call them a "fu****g pu**y" and recall immediately after. Leaving the opponent stunned and confused on why they were called the p****y.

[Pro]

Shouldnt it be

1. Die
2. Cry on forums
3. Make dragon turret
4. Die and lose dragon turret
5. repeat several times
6. quit game


Step 2 should also happen at the end of every other step, including itself.

[GuardianKnight]

Shouldnt it be

1. Die
2. Cry on forums
3. Make dragon turret
4. Die and lose dragon turret
5. repeat several times
6. quit game


Step 2 should also happen at the end of every other step, including itself.

Man, you trammies be hatin up in here. Dang, dawg. chill, before I crack open an invis ring on yo ace!

[Boondock_Saint]

This is an excellent guide. It has helped me rise to the top of the pvp ladder.

[azheman]

Don't forget...

Precast recall
Pre type "LOL U R BAD"
Hold your recall until you get to about 35% health
Target rune
Go to IRC and tell them how bad they are for not killing you

[inkognito]

Shouldnt it be

1. Die
2. Cry on forums
3. Make dragon turret
4. Die and lose dragon turret
5. repeat several times
6. quit game


Step 2 should also happen at the end of every other step, including itself.

Man, you trammies be hatin up in here. Dang, dawg. chill, before I crack open an invis ring on yo ace!

+ 1! Would read again! Recommend to friends and family!