I WON I QUIT I GIVING UOSA A BILLION GOLD IDOC PARTY EVENT

[Brules]

I've tried to keep quiet, but I just can't hold it in any longer. I have to tell everyone that Kadull has never given expression to any thought or sentiment that could worthily elicit the praise, or even the favorable mention, of the better portion of mankind. As I elaborate on that concept throughout this post I will use only simple words and language so that even a child can understand my message. Yes, even a child should know that Kadull looks down upon the rest of us. From his perspective, we are blind so he must tell us what to see; we are deaf so he must tell us what to hear; and we are mute so he must tell us what to say. Such views may fool adversarial, crazy prevaricators, but I claim that Kadull's helots believe that Derrick's policies should be at odds with the will of the shard. It should not be surprising that they believe this, however. As we all know, minds that have been so maimed that they believe that Kadull has achieved sainthood can believe anything, especially if it's false.

By now, the reader has discerned that other unpleasant hooligans are also consumed with a desire to spit on sacred icons. So let me just add that in a vain effort to exculpate himself, he has been proclaiming to the world that he has done no wrong. Rather, it was his jackals who have been pooh-poohing the reams of solid evidence pointing to the existence and operation of a headlong coterie of Comstockism. I suppose the next thing he'll have us believe is that honesty and responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless. What can I do to prove to you that Kadull's love of onanism shows a blindness and stupidity that beggars description? Show you evidence that I shall make every effort, especially in this limited space, to chastise him for not doing any research before spouting off? While that would indubitably help, it has long been obvious to attentive observers that Kadull's rise to power was not accomplished without a fair amount of backstabbing, skulduggery, and unanticipated and unpredictable reversals of fortune. But did you know that it is apparent where his loyalties lie? He doesn't want you to know that because my dream is for tired eyes to open and see clearly, broken spirits to find new energy, and weary arms to find the strength to send his obloquies into the dustbin where they belong.

It's not easy for me to say this, but whenever a will-o'-the-wisp of nihilism, however unreal, turns up anywhere, Kadull is off at a trot. There, I said it. Now I can continue with my previous point, which is that Kadull is the most vapid boeotian ever vomited out of the jaws of Hell. Or, to express that sentiment without all of the emotionally charged lingo, in Kadull's lamentations, neopaganism is witting and unremitting, rude and wild. He revels in it, rolls in it, and uses it to sanctify his depravity.

Kadull's premise (that those of us who oppose him would rather run than fight) is his morality disguised as pretended neutrality. Kadull uses this disguised morality to support his attitudes, thereby making his argument self-refuting. Before I move on, I just want to state once more that one of his spin doctors keeps throwing "scientific" studies at me, claiming they prove that Kadull has a fearless dedication to reason and truth. The studies are full of "if"s, "possibly"s, "maybe"s, and various exceptions and admissions of their limitations. This leaves the studies inconclusive at best and works of fiction at worst. The only thing these studies can possibly prove is that Kadull's cause is not glorious. It is not wonderful. It is not good.

Kadull may believe that he can lie with impunity. He may even have gotten away with telling more lies than we can count. But Kadull is a capricious hatemonger. I use that label only when it's true. If you don't believe it is, then consider that Kadull gnaws away at the pillars of our society as if he were a termite chewing on wood. Excuse me; that's not entirely correct. What I meant to say is that I don't need to tell you that Kadull garners attention for his ignominious, irrational viewpoints by grabbing the teats of Oblomovism and milking them for all they're worth. That should be self-evident. What is less evident is that Kadull's unruly perversions are an affront to every concept of freedom that our men and women in uniform have sacrificed so much to protect. This just goes to show (to me, at least) that we are observing the change in our society's philosophy and values from freedom and justice to corruption, decay, cynicism, and injustice. All of these "values" are artistically incorporated in one person: Kadull. To wrap up, I'll just hit the key elements of this post one last time. First, Pyrrhonism has long been Kadull's lodestar. Second, while I cannot judge Kadull's heart, his actions unquestionably appear illiberal. And finally, I hate him to my very bone marrow.

[GuardianKnight]

I am so angry that I read that whole wall of text before realizing that it was just that....a wall of text with no substance..

[archaicsubrosa77]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np6vAuS0KNs

[Gork]

Epic!

[Brules]

I am so angry that I read that whole wall of text before realizing that it was just that....a wall of text with no substance..

Hehehehehehe. You read all of it lol? I shoulda picked the 10 paragraph one!

[Soma]

Oh man does anyone else have a ridiculously huge boner right now?

[GtH]

Removed. Read the rules regarding disparaging comments.

[Dyne]

I am so angry that I read that whole wall of text before realizing that it was just that....a wall of text with no substance..

I agree GuardianKnight, and i bet if you google that wall of text, i'm sure it's on there somewhere and that's where he found it, changed the name to the person it references, and pasted it...If he actually took the time to type all that out, he is more insane than .........Bongy (sorry Bongy, your name just fit good there)

[Dyne]

I am so angry that I read that whole wall of text before realizing that it was just that....a wall of text with no substance..

Hehehehehehe. You read all of it lol? I shoulda picked the 10 paragraph one!

Haha, i typed my last post before reading this comment. Funny.

[archaicsubrosa77]

OK to summarize:

1) Cave gone bye-bye
2) Cave tower full of leet loots falling sometime soon
3) Derrick = hero
4) I want a plant

Is that about right?

I think its a deeded item, I am pretty sure they get destroyed. Or are they? I had a couple long time ago. I don't remember.

[archaicsubrosa77]

I have before held an event where I trashbarreled a large quantity of gold. I've been quite inactive for some time, but given this situation, I would be glad to return if those of you who wish to see the items deleted would be interested in acting on that desire.

In other words, if you want those items deleted and will camp and kill to see it happen, then say so now, we have between 4-6 days to make it happen.

Trash barrel your black dye tub hypocrite

[Li Meiyang]

I still think there's something off here. Sebben just ended up with all those privately donated museum pieces by some kind of fluke? At the very least this is a pretty big dent in UoH's reputation. At most it's.....?

Well, i don't want to speculate.... but does the buck really stop with Sebben and CW? Or are we just looking at a couple of scapegoats? A symptom of something far more sinister, a waft of putrid stank eminating from the uppermost echelons of UOSA's pixel zillionares?

I get the feeling this could still shape up to be a lot bigger than Ettingate.

[Sin Cloud]

I still think there's something off here. Sebben just ended up with all those privately donated museum pieces by some kind of fluke? At the very least this is a pretty big dent in UoH's reputation. At most it's.....?

Well, i don't want to speculate.... but does the buck really stop with Sebben and CW? Or are we just looking at a couple of scapegoats? A symptom of something far more sinister, a waft of putrid stank eminating from the uppermost echelons of UOSA's pixel zillionares?

I get the feeling this could still shape up to be a lot bigger than Ettingate.

Heh, I think you're over-analyzing just a lil bit..

[Malaikat]

I never said he couldn't. I'm simply respectfully stating to him that his decision in this instance seems rash and apathetic.

I was extremely outspoken in my defense of Cave's actions in this scenario, however I always prefaced my arguments with the fact that my logic was based on information known to me at the time. This edict comes from Derrick several weeks after the event transpired. I assume the time was used to investigate the evidence and to fully consider the implications of action or inaction. To call Derrick rash in this seems ridiculous.

Furthermore, I always conceded that I would feel differently if Cave was actually soliciting, which now appears to have been the case. I even posted a link to a real legal precedent which seems to disprove your "logic" that a suspect has to have actually done something illegal in order to be charged with a crime. It's simply not true, as you can be charged merely for intent. However, in this situation the rule is clear that solicitation is, in itself, not acceptable...

[Hydroxide]

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