How to become the greatest pvp'er on the shard. Lesson 1

GuardianKnight · Post by **GuardianKnight** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:37 pm

Let the greatest pvp'ers on the shard kill you and pretend you are angry about it. Go back and let them win again.

Eventually they'll get bored and stop playing because they think that this is all there is. You'll still be here and will be the greatest pvp'er by default.

You win at UO.

You're special.

Don't ever change.

son · Post by **son** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:40 pm

Stop posting crap in the main room, nerd.

Post by **BardOfLegend** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:43 pm

I've already began implementing this strategy. I get killed at Destard or Shame every day. Soon, I will be the l33t3st pvper ever seen on this shard.

Blaise · Post by **Blaise** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:46 pm

That's so 2012. I already stepped down to allow room for the truly elite, like BardOfLegend, to have their moment in the limelight!

All hail the soon to be greatest PVP'er on the shard!!! BardOfLegend! May his reign be long and prosperous!

GuardianKnight · Post by **GuardianKnight** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:11 pm

son wrote:Stop posting crap in the main room, nerd.

This is a general discussion.

Post by **BardOfLegend** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:15 pm

You will all feel the wrath of my +50 tambourine of vanquish and recall.

Post by **Light Shade** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:18 pm

ir best pvp'er on my secret alt that no one knows abouts

shhhhhh....dont tells

chumbucket · Post by **chumbucket** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:58 pm

The guy who really impressed me was THE ULTIMATE PK, who would duel anyone, any time, any place for a castle deed.

GuardianKnight · Post by **GuardianKnight** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:41 pm

Yeah, that guy was probably the most courageous suicidal maniac I have ever seen in irc.

chumbucket · Post by **chumbucket** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:52 pm

GuardianKnight wrote:Yeah, that guy was probably the most courageous suicidal maniac I have ever seen in irc.

No one would duel him for castle deeds, which proves he is the best.

GuardianKnight · Post by **GuardianKnight** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:15 pm

If his name was GuardianKnight, everyone would take that offer. They'd think about how weak that farmer/dragon tamer is.

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