Horse Extermination.
Horse Extermination.
Hello friends,
As many of you may know, it is the one year anniversary since my entire family was murdered by a horse. As the last member of the poopface family, I am committed to eradicating all horses within this world. A day will not go by where I am not on the hunt for their delicious spinal nectar that I so enjoy. So, horses, take this as a warning, I'm out for blood (and spinal nectar).
Please, help me on my quest to revenge my family. Whenever you see a horse, bring its sorry, worthless life to an end, in the name of poopface. Remember the innocent poopfaces that were slain by these vile beasts of the night.
Never forget.
As many of you may know, it is the one year anniversary since my entire family was murdered by a horse. As the last member of the poopface family, I am committed to eradicating all horses within this world. A day will not go by where I am not on the hunt for their delicious spinal nectar that I so enjoy. So, horses, take this as a warning, I'm out for blood (and spinal nectar).
Please, help me on my quest to revenge my family. Whenever you see a horse, bring its sorry, worthless life to an end, in the name of poopface. Remember the innocent poopfaces that were slain by these vile beasts of the night.
Never forget.
Author of the following books:
Horse Murder: A Practical Guide
The Horse Who Stole My Dreams
Horse Murder: A Practical Guide
The Horse Who Stole My Dreams
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Re: Horse Extermination.
That is quite a tragedy, my condolences to you. How did you get tomorrow's paper though?
-Q- Thom Merillin [Court Bard]
Re: Horse Extermination.
I work at the newspaper printing press (printed the night before).
Author of the following books:
Horse Murder: A Practical Guide
The Horse Who Stole My Dreams
Horse Murder: A Practical Guide
The Horse Who Stole My Dreams
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Re: Horse Extermination.
I see. Well, sad as your loss may be, killing all of the horses in Brittania isn't going to bring your family back . Not to mention, not all horses are deranged, homicidal maniacs like the one that slew your family. I suggest you let it go, and move on with your life. Nothing can be gained from killing innocent horses.
-Q- Thom Merillin [Court Bard]
Re: Horse Extermination.
That's what they told the Japanese about the whales years back, now look whose almost extinct.
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Horse Murder: A Practical Guide
The Horse Who Stole My Dreams
Horse Murder: A Practical Guide
The Horse Who Stole My Dreams
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Re: Horse Extermination.
You know if you kill one, another will just take it's place, right?
Re: Horse Extermination.
Ummm the horse that murdered your family respawned. It's looking for you.
Re: Horse Extermination.
Sounds like the work of Bad Horse, the Thoroughbred of Sin. He rules with an iron hoof. Your attempt at revenge will fail.
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Re: Horse Extermination.
I had hoped it was not Bad Horse, but just a rogue Nightmare. But if it is him, you shall meet certain demise.
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Re: Horse Extermination.
poopface wrote:That's what they told the Japanese about the whales years back, now look whose almost extinct.
"who's"
Please tell me you're not an editor there.
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Re: Horse Extermination.
Do you work for Tesco?
A joke that would only work if you follow news in the UK.... lol
A joke that would only work if you follow news in the UK.... lol