Captain's Log - Call for Crew

[Jean-Luc Picard]

Captain's Log - Star Date 64390.3

We have been ordered to the strange world of Ultima Online: The Second Age. Our orders are to study the inhabitants for suitability for membership in the United Federation of Planets and begin to establish operations on the planet's surface.

Accordingly, I have been granted special dispensation to accept provisionally new Star Fleet recruits. We will accept only those that meet the highest physical, mental, and ethical standards. All applicants are directed to contact me directly via the planet's communications systems.

All accepted crew members will be required to begin a fresh identity as a member of the Enterprise D crew and at all times to conduct themselves in the manner of a Star Fleet officer.

Captain out.

[Geordi La Forge]

Should we apply for a guild sub-forum, mon Capitaine? It may help in organizing away teams. I also checked out this program that they refer to as "IRC" earlier--I don't think it's worthwhile endeavor. The local fauna there were rather hostile and unfriendly to my sudden presence. We may wish to wait on exploring that mission until a future date when we have further established Star Fleets presence.

I have installed quantum sensor probes to monitor communications in "IRC". I will provide a communications log for Counselor Troi to further review the local mode of communication:

<LtCmLOLForg[TNG> Greetings Sossarians!
* LtCmLOLForg[TNG attempts to open hailing frequencies to Bob Dobbs
<-- Syntax_TW has left irc.wildirc.net (Quit)
=-= LtCmLOLForg[TNG is now known as LtCmdr_LOL_Forg
=-= LtCmdr_LOL_Forg is now known as LtCmdrGLOLForge
<LtCmdrGLOLForge> is anyone even in here, LOL!
<Clark_Kent> most are idle or in game
<LtCmdrGLOLForge> Oh, LOL!
<LtCmdrGLOLForge> i want to be a mage what skills shuld I take
<Clark_Kent> Magery/Eval/Med/Wrestling, rest is up to you really.
<LtCmdrGLOLForge> wuld hiding be good too? I dun want to get kiled, LOL!
<Clark_Kent> Hiding wouldnt hurt, but you can just invis as a mage
<Brules> depends on what you plan on doing in game
<Brules> if you want to leet pvp or kill monsters
<Brules> etc
<LtCmdrGLOLForge> i want to investigate the planet and shit, LOL!
<Clark_Kent> Tracking and spirit speak might help with that.
<LtCmdrGLOLForge> ok, thanks. One to beam up, LOL!
<-- LtCmdrGLOLForge has left irc.wildirc.net (Read error: EOF from client)
<Clark_Kent> Strange chap.
<Panthor> lol
<BobWork> if i ever decide to create an alternate identity on UOSA im going to type LOL! after everything to make it seem real
<Panthor> <3 Clark_Kent
<Panthor> everything forge says is followed by LOL!
<Panthor> the others are a little more professional
<Panthor> did forge on the show laugh alot?
<BobWork> thats to designate that hes a different persona than the other ones, its very crafty!
<BobWork> no
<BobWork> he did not
<Panthor> im starting to think they are all josh lee and that nevermore is really josh lee
<BobWork> mostly he cried about never getting laid

END BOOLEAN SEARCH FOR "Relevant" AND "La Forge". TERMINATING COMMUNICATION LOG, LOL!

[Jean-Luc Picard]

Should we apply for a guild sub-forum, mon Capitaine? It may help in organizing away teams. I also checked out this program that they refer to as "IRC" earlier--I don't think it's worthwhile endeavor. The local fauna there were rather hostile and unfriendly to my sudden presence. We may wish to wait on exploring that mission until a future date when we have further established Star Fleets presence.

I have installed quantum sensor probes to monitor communications in "IRC". I will provide a communications log for Counselor Troi to further review the local mode of communication:

<LtCmLOLForg[TNG> Greetings Sossarians!
* LtCmLOLForg[TNG attempts to open hailing frequencies to Bob Dobbs
<-- Syntax_TW has left irc.wildirc.net (Quit)
=-= LtCmLOLForg[TNG is now known as LtCmdr_LOL_Forg
=-= LtCmdr_LOL_Forg is now known as LtCmdrGLOLForge
<LtCmdrGLOLForge> is anyone even in here, LOL!
<Clark_Kent> most are idle or in game
<LtCmdrGLOLForge> Oh, LOL!
<LtCmdrGLOLForge> i want to be a mage what skills shuld I take
<Clark_Kent> Magery/Eval/Med/Wrestling, rest is up to you really.
<LtCmdrGLOLForge> wuld hiding be good too? I dun want to get kiled, LOL!
<Clark_Kent> Hiding wouldnt hurt, but you can just invis as a mage
<Brules> depends on what you plan on doing in game
<Brules> if you want to leet pvp or kill monsters
<Brules> etc
<LtCmdrGLOLForge> i want to investigate the planet and shit, LOL!
<Clark_Kent> Tracking and spirit speak might help with that.
<LtCmdrGLOLForge> ok, thanks. One to beam up, LOL!
<-- LtCmdrGLOLForge has left irc.wildirc.net (Read error: EOF from client)
<Clark_Kent> Strange chap.
<Panthor> lol
<BobWork> if i ever decide to create an alternate identity on UOSA im going to type LOL! after everything to make it seem real
<Panthor> <3 Clark_Kent
<Panthor> everything forge says is followed by LOL!
<Panthor> the others are a little more professional
<Panthor> did forge on the show laugh alot?
<BobWork> thats to designate that hes a different persona than the other ones, its very crafty!
<BobWork> no
<BobWork> he did not
<Panthor> im starting to think they are all josh lee and that nevermore is really josh lee
<BobWork> mostly he cried about never getting laid

END BOOLEAN SEARCH FOR "Relevant" AND "La Forge". TERMINATING COMMUNICATION LOG, LOL!

Very good. I expect a report from both of you as soon as feasible.

Picard out.

[Jean-Luc Picard]

I have been authorized once again by Starfleet Command to accept new recruits that prove suitable. Please see my previous communications for more information.

Picard out.

[Ro Laren]

Sir,

I have spent nearly two years quietly assimilating with the culture here. I have learned much... including how to catch fish! I hope you can use the intelligence I have gathered to further our mission.

Ensign Ro

[Deanna Troi]

My vacation on Cardassia Prime is now finished.

Reporting back to duty as ships counselor.

[toadkiller]

Is the Federation still in need of star fleet recruits? or has the expedition departed from planet uosecondage?