You've been playing UO too long when...

[Random]

When your IRL trashcan empty every 3 minutes with a nice hovering message.

[WiseOne]

When you drop one of your courses to play more


Yup

[Wonko the Sane]

You think of yourself as an alchemist when you grind spices in your kitchen.

[jekkis]

You start to think silver is more valuable than gold and lose your life savings on commodity investments.

Year / Silver Price / Gold Price / Ratio

2011 / 35.12 / 1572 / 44.7

[farnk]

when yourself and 3 fellow UO players you're friends with irl start larping UO in the woods after a fat blunt. using sticks as weapons might i add... i found my self a nice sturdy oak with a club on the end and labeled it a vanq/sup accurate war hammer

never had a day more full of laughter over something so dumb but yet so entertaining lol.

[Halbu]

whenever you have dreams with UO themes.

[Atraxi]

whenever you have dreams with UO themes.

I have UO dreams all the time!

[Wonko the Sane]

You wish you could sell your dirty frying pan for 5000 pieces of gold.

[Arsen]

when you end up like freeza or lelouche.

[Cousteau Calypso]

when yourself and 3 fellow UO players you're friends with irl start larping UO in the woods after a fat blunt. using sticks as weapons might i add... i found my self a nice sturdy oak with a club on the end and labeled it a vanq/sup accurate war hammer

never had a day more full of laughter over something so dumb but yet so entertaining lol.

ROFL I though about this in middle school when T2A released

whenever you have dreams with UO themes.

I awoke from a nightmare semi-recently at 2am. I was dreaming that I sat down at the PC to see my house being looted by 2 guys with a gate outside. Panicking, I frantically tried "I BAN THEE!" But right before I targeted, he hides. Quick! Target the other one! Hidden. DAMN! OK, Detect! DAMN WHY ISNT MY HOTKEY WORKING!!! ALT+K, ACTIONS, DETECT NOW!! Right when I detect I see 2 chests lift and both perpetrators hide fast before I even get my ban off. AAAARRRGGGGHH JEEZ! DETECT!......................and I sit up out of a dead sleep soaked in sweat yet freezing cold at the same time.

*shudders*

[TheEttinKing]

when your uosa account is 1300 days old

[nightshark]

When your day starts off shittily because Windows 7 auto rebooted for an "important update" overnight and you don't have time to re-set up macro before going to work.

[Anon Emous]

When someone asks you what your name is in RL and you have to think about it.
When someone says they a minor the thought of a pickaxe comes to mind.
When you think of your money in terms of gold.
When you learned to type playing uo.
When someone is talking about Britain you think of the city not the country.
When you think of fencing with a spear.

And last but not least you know you have been playing UO to long if you remember moongates at the minoc mines.