


FIRST UOSA POKER GAME



I bought this mask in the ballpark of 5k. Thanks Guerilla!


All your town...


Close one...

YOU GOIN MY WAY, ACE?


Total wrong side of the island, ACE, although I'm flattered you were so inspired by my TW video. We actually did this very slickly, we had them convinced we were building a town here by placing a couple of houses... Meanwhile, while Onslaught placed 10+ houses, we dropped a castle and few other big ones in what was to be Canada on the North side.

I gained the ONLY real Derrick head through this. Guerrila and I 21Dropped his ass faster then he could type [kill.... He now walks around invul.



I'm not sure if anyone remembers this loser trying to push fake killshots of me for weeks at a time, all with slightly off hues.


Onslaught used to think it was a good idea to PVP with a pack of 15+ mares. It wasn't.

I've had to keep the ACE killshots to a minimum, as there simply isn't enough space on the interwebs, especially the ones of Cataclysm and I taking on the entire guild solely by ourselves time and time again.


ACE guarding my house from any pesky would-be thieves or PKs. Thanks guys!

Remember when Felix pretended he could pvp?




Hmm...

Bubba thumped.

He only died because of a lack of accuracy.

CANADA DAY!!! One of the yeti corpses... Over 500+ diamonds and thousands in prizes.

Have many USA dirtnap shots, but I liked this one.

Derrick breaking the bad news mano-a-mano.

My first screenshot, and I believe first forum post. I was enraged that K^A had special guild addons and stuff!


Ruthless

Balls of steel.

Bye MIKE.

This is very memorable to me. Pictured is my longtime sidekick Wong. At this point he is computer retarded (and still somewhat is) and on his first week of UO. Derrick visits us to clear up some account issues, whilst talking to Wong (Wong doesn't know, or care, who Derrick is) he has this to say about Derrick. Also, yes, that's Coffee.

Surprise, Bongy is just a wannabe!

Anyone else remember Chum's first quitting, and the huge event that crashed the shard over and over? Unfortunately I have no screenshots of it, but this is immediately after during what we think will be one of our last moments seeing chum. Unfortunately, it wasn't.

I heard Chainsoar and Pristiq were getting married, so I just had to gate in an obscene amount of animals as a gift.

Time lord event. The event was actually larger but some were still returning from the fake gate that 'Lord British' told them to enter.

Maahes, Chum, Legend.




Hemperor Day. I was always puzzled as to why this wasn't an everyday day?

Chum forgot to change out of his pyjamas that day.


Gathering of shard elites.

aXe doesn't care when he eats dirt in grudge matches.

That time of the month for nOg again.

This is the only advice I can give to people.