Big Al's Xmas Tree Extraordinaire- Trees as low as 12K!

[Philley11]

Hey this is Big Al here down at Big Al's Xmas Tree Extraordinaire, located just off the northern highway connecting Minoc with Vesper. Due to an accounting mistake I got too many xmas trees on my hand AND THEY GOTTA GO!

Thought you weren't going to get company this year but now you do and you need a tree quick? Head down to Big Al's.
Wifey mad because you forgot to get a xmas tree for the lil whippersnappers this year? Head on down to Big Al's.
Have a tree all ready but want more? Come on down to Big Al's.
Maybe you weren't in the Xmas mood til you got visited by the ghosts from The Christmas Carrol? Whatever the reason Big Al has got YOU covered.

Just listen to what some of our previous xmas tree buyers have had to say:

"I thought I was in the doghouse again with my wife after waiting to long to get a tree but Big Al bailed me out. Thanks Big Al"
-Mr. Sapp
"I was just a sophomore in college feeling homesick but Big Al's xmas tree made me fee right at home with my mom's homemade eggnogg and kidderboodle cookies. Thanks Al!"
-Cali
"I was all 'Bahhhhumbug' until i decided to go to Big Al's. Now I got TWO trees. Thanks big Al."
- Toki

Remember the coordinates 100 48 N 114 49 E, and head down to Big Al's Xmas Tree Extraordinaire. Remember folks, It's only Christmas once a year but that's why they put Big Al here.

[applejack]

Testimonial:
Because I am lazy and didn't put up a tree yet, my kids were being beat up at school and the wife was no longer putting out. Big Al had Scotch Pines, Douglas Firs, White Spruces and even some kinds I've never heard of. His fine staff strapped my new tree with twine to the top of my station wagon free of charge. My family no longer hates me. Thanks Big Al!

[Philley11]

Another satisfied customer. Thanks applejack.