Selling a Haunted 'Magic Halberd' in a pink Backpack!!!!!!!!

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Selling a Haunted 'Magic Halberd' in a pink Backpack!!!!!!!!

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ladies, gentlemen, dolphins, and pansexuals of our realm.

it is with copious amounts of fear and quivers that
i bring you this story and possible opportunity.

while exploring one of the many graveyards and
waxing philosophically on thoughts abound, i stumbled
upon a pink backpack. it seemed out of place, yet calling to me.
when i cautiously opened it up there was but a piece of cloth
and a 'magic halberd' which i do not have the skills
to identify. i have not yet consulted a witches or wands
to inform me of the reasoning and possibilities of how
this item came to exist, for i do not support their superstitions.

all i know is this 'magic halberd' makes my hands shake
when holding it. the bloodstained edge is still sharp as a
manly wasps stinger. furthermore the bag has apparently created
objects to signify the connection to it's original master.
a body has appeared, and then a mask, now more cloth colored
as the rainbow of legends. black pearl stretches from the
corpses hand to the weapon. it's all too much for me to stomach.
i'm assuming the body that appeared is the fallen hero.
it looks like this person was badly chopped up in battle,
and must be seeking a new master to avenge their death.
the corpse portion is covered in lacerations and it's difficult to look at.

as i do not support violence and fighting, this is really
something i must pass on, possibly to someone who can research
it using a more scientific method, as opposed to witchcraft.

the backpack has a good 50+ items in it, the longer i wait
the more that shows up. this vile spirit is overtaking my bank
one object at a time. help!

auction is for all items in backpack!

bidding starts at 1,208 GLD coins.

i will favor creative offers, but i'm human and can
be bought out with GLD coins if the value is to meet 10,731 GLD.
this is open to bids, for a few days to a week ish.

GODSPEED AND PARTY ON!

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Re: Selling a Haunted 'Magic Halberd' in a pink Backpack!!!!

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I will rid you of this curse for 10,731 gold coins. My ancestors were said to have visions of people while holding the possessions that someone had upon death. I too have this power and am willing to explore it and put this evil curse to rest.

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excellent citizen!

are you charley on irc? i can be reached there as hugdealer.
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a great weight is off my shoulders,
thanks again!
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