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Arsen
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Clean Up Britania

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Part I: The Sinister FTR and I^U Sheepfarm Syndicate

After Apoc and me were looking for some friendly roleplayers in hotspots for our stealth archers to chat with, we found some angry guy yelling bad words (yes he droped the "n" bomb) to a lich lord. we tought that someone have to stop him and asked nicely to stop insulting that harmless npc. he had a other political attitude so we had to kill him for our holy world peace. Apoc found a runebook on him with a rune named "guild house I^U".
Since we are honetsly unnormal kind and nice, we tried to walk by and give him his book back....

After we entered the gate Apoc and me were just SHOCKED and couldnt trust our eyes!!!
They ran a illegal sheepfarm ( + produced shard laag with crap items by purpose)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We had to do something about this for our boss Uncle Lord Derrick the First. so we went in (yes they seriously let one door unlocked) and teached them a leasson.
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After 5 mins some Rude guy called Guerrilla crossed our way and screamed full of pain werid things. He said that he just had a heart attack because his husband fede left him and there marriage broke up.
We tried our best and told him to calm down but he wont listen, fell of his horse and had a cruel death
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we called the emergency doctor and went back to our normal daily routine to...

CLEAN UP BRITANIA
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[22:00:50] <@Dupre> arsen isnt raging, hes jsut german, it just sounds taht way
[22:00:58] <@Dupre> hes actually very calm and gentle
[22:03:54] <@Dupre> arsen is also the best player here

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Re: Clean Up Britania

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MOAR SEX PLEASE! :mrgreen:
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Halleluyah
<DemonArkanis> hopefully ill go to hell and not have to listen to your bullshit

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[22:00:50] <@Dupre> arsen isnt raging, hes jsut german, it just sounds taht way
[22:00:58] <@Dupre> hes actually very calm and gentle
[22:03:54] <@Dupre> arsen is also the best player here

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Re: Clean Up Britania

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That is a pretty funny story.

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