Friday Inspection Fun - PKing PKs

[LightShade]

People often say I run new chars off the server by inspecting their homes. I guess I run a lot of newbies who own tons of large houses. Anyways, here is me "running some reds" off the server i guess.

Violation: Code Red - Too dumb to be red, too dumb to be blue.

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Violation: Code Red - Too dumb to be red, too dumb to be blue.

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Violation: Token sheep farm. Stacking them up just makes them easier for me to kill. He lives north of vesper.

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Violation: Just Sucking Enough To Suck
4 R>A guys sparring on one NPC. Just like on the field when they 4v1 guys they usually dont kill them either. However, I threw in a couple EQ's and helped R>A kill something for once.

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Multiple violations. The Story of the great Jesse. A few posts ago I informed everyone that I had "inspected" (killed) an entire guild within one small house at once. Now in this instance I think I inspected a guys entire plethora of chars on his account(s). He kept logging in characters.

Violation #1: Being too newbie to own a house period.
Violation #2: Being too newbie to have multiple chars
Violation #3: Keyboard violation - failing to "i ban thee" an EV before it killed your entire account
Bonus: EV llama made a special appearance

This was the start of the char logins

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Then more came.

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I left him a notice (rune) just in case he was still too stupid to realize at this point.

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Violation: Being a Lord. As sad as it sounds - Lords fall victim to 80%+ of their inspections.

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Violation: Heal before thy flame
I hope you got a skill gain on that last Flamestrike. I suggest you rethink your macro.

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Violation: Using bugs to not have to heal yourself is bad practice. At least he is still guarding your corpse.

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[Atraxi]

Violation: Token sheep farm. Stacking them up just makes them easier for me to kill. He lives north of vesper.

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LOL!!! Idk who owns this tower now, but it's funny to see they still have the Counselor statues that I built when this was the C^V Rune Library.

Anyone know who the current owners are?

LS, what did the house sign say?

[LightShade]

It said M_S

[Atraxi]

It said M_S

"MS"? Sounds like an invitation for people like you.

They forgot to put EQ first!

[Quin the Wretch]

lol


*locks doors*

[Mortpure]

Wow, you got a lot of time to lose!!

[Light Shade]

Time to lose? This is a serious endeavor. The beginning players on this shard need to be educated to make them better players.

-L/S